The Dorchester Thread
19 watchers
Apr 2018
11:32am, 27 Apr 2018
15,728 posts
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Nicholls595
ONLY ITEMS PURCHASED FROM WOOLWORTHS ARE ALLOWED
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May 2018
9:31pm, 12 May 2018
27,704 posts
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Diogenes
iNAUGRAL DUCK pARK rUN TODAY 🦆 twitter.com |
May 2018
9:43pm, 12 May 2018
1,157 posts
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CharlieP
bUT I THOUGHT DUCKING WAS PROHIBITED.
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Jul 2018
9:46pm, 20 Jul 2018
34,482 posts
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McGoohan
CAN THE PERSON WHO REPLACED THE PENCIL DISPENSER IN THE PENCIL MUSEUM WITH THE CONDOM MACHINE FROM THE COUNCIL-RUN BROTHEL PLEASE RETURN THE PENCILS? THE BROTHEL IS CURRENTLY UNABLE TO ISSUE INVOICES WITHOUT THEM.
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Jul 2018
11:23am, 21 Jul 2018
16,616 posts
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Nicholls595
SORRY
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Sep 2018
2:39pm, 27 Sep 2018
17,177 posts
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Nicholls595
WHEATER'S GONE! 97 - 6
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Sep 2018
2:41pm, 27 Sep 2018
35,552 posts
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McGoohan
DONALD WHEATER, THE DORCHESTER NOBBLER? THE MAN WHO MARRIED HIMSELF IN A PERFECTLY LEGAL AND TRADITIONAL SPLICING CEREMONY OUT ON THE SACRIFICE FIELD?
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Sep 2018
2:44pm, 27 Sep 2018
17,178 posts
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Nicholls595
YEP, THAT'S HIM. FELL ON HARD TIMES, ENDED UP PLAYING TRI-SEXUALIST CRICKET FOR ESSEX AGAINST THE BROWN HATTED FILTH AT THE OVAL.
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Sep 2018
2:46pm, 27 Sep 2018
17,180 posts
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Nicholls595
NURDLED A GOOGLY INTO THE GULLEY, CAUGHT CLIVE SEXTON BOWLED DERNBACH
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Sep 2018
2:46pm, 27 Sep 2018
35,553 posts
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McGoohan
WELL IF SOMEONE GIVES HIM A GOOD WIPE DOWN HE'LL BE WELCOME ONCE MORE IN DORCHESTER'S ENFOLDING TENTACLES
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