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CharlieP Sep 2017 5:10pm, 1 Sep 2017 847 posts	0 CharlieP CAN I CHOOSE CLIVE SEXTON WEARING CLIVE SEXTON'S SISTER AND A BIRO?
CharlieP Sep 2017 5:11pm, 1 Sep 2017 848 posts	0 CharlieP BUT NO WIG, OBVIOUSLY. I'M NOT SICK.
McGoohan Sep 2017 5:40pm, 1 Sep 2017 30,758 posts	0 McGoohan IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT CLIVE SEXTON'S SISTER IS IN FACT CLIVE SEXTON WEARING THE WIG. SO THE ANSWER IS YES.
CharlieP Sep 2017 9:15pm, 5 Sep 2017 856 posts	0 CharlieP ANUS.
Nicholls595 Sep 2017 8:56am, 6 Sep 2017 13,158 posts	0 Nicholls595 DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME THE TOUR OF BRITAIN GOES THROUGH DORCHESTER?
McGoohan Sep 2017 9:09am, 6 Sep 2017 30,843 posts	0 McGoohan HALF PAST
Nicholls595 Sep 2017 9:15am, 6 Sep 2017 13,161 posts	0 Nicholls595 GOOD, JUST SPRAYING CLIVE SEXTON'S SISTER'S BIKE WITH CUSTARD
Goofee Sep 2017 11:37am, 6 Sep 2017 1,335 posts	0 Goofee NOT AGAIN!!! I THOUGHT WHEN WE VOTED FOR DREXIT IT WOULD STOP ALL THIS RUBBISH. I'LL FIRE A TEST BIRO OVER THE COUNCIL-RUN BROTHEL IF SOMETHING'S NOT DONE SOON.
McGoohan Sep 2017 11:45am, 6 Sep 2017 30,849 posts	0 McGoohan WORRYING SIGNS FROM THE DORSET PENCIL COLLECTIVE WHO HAVE ISSUED A PRESS RELEASE. "WE NOW HAVE A PENCIL CAPABLE OF CARRYING AN ERASER OVER 30 METRES WHICH WILL EASILY BE ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE WESTERN CAPITALIST FILTH OF THE BIRO MUSEUM." THE PRESS RELEASE WAS WRITTEN IN PENCIL ON TOILET PAPER AND NAILED TO CLIVE SEXTON'S SISTER'S BIKE.
Nicholls595 Sep 2017 2:33pm, 22 Sep 2017 13,348 posts	0 Nicholls595

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