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The Dorchester Thread

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BaronessBL May 2017 1:12pm, 20 May 2017 6,576 posts	Quote Pin BaronessBL NOT A VERY GOOD VIEW OF THE INAUGURAL DORCHESTER pARKRUN FROM THERE IS THERE .b. ?
McGoohan May 2017 1:28pm, 20 May 2017 29,189 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan HOWEVER THE BYPASS DOES GO DIRECTLY THROUGH THE CENTRE OF DORCHESTER AND UP THE BACK STAIRS OF THE BIRO MUSEUM. BIT LATE THOUGH. THE INAUGURAL pARKRUN WAS DUE TO START ON 21th MAYPRIL.
.B. May 2017 1:53pm, 20 May 2017 31,139 posts	Quote Pin .B. ALMOST OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF DORSET NOW.
Nicholls595 Jun 2017 3:13pm, 16 Jun 2017 12,629 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 THERE WILL BE A CELEBRITY STARTER AT THIS WEEK'S INAUGURAL DORCHESTER pARKRUN. NED RAMPAGE WILL BE ON HAND TO START THE RACE, AND AFTERWARDS HE WILL JUDGE THE WINNER OF THE "GUESS THE WEIGHT OF MY CUCUMBER" COMPETITION. DON'T BE LATE, RACE STARTS AT 3.48AM ON TUESDAY AS USUAL.
McGoohan Jun 2017 3:20pm, 16 Jun 2017 29,569 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan THAT EXPLAINS THE TEXT I JUST HAD FROM NED: 'JOIN ME IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE.'
Nicholls595 Jun 2017 3:21pm, 16 Jun 2017 12,630 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 TIP OF THE DAY: DON'T EAT THE CUCUMBER SANDWICHES
Nicholls595 Jun 2017 3:22pm, 16 Jun 2017 12,631 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 ESPECIALLY THE ONES WITH MARMITE ON
CharlieP Jun 2017 3:39pm, 16 Jun 2017 812 posts	Quote Pin CharlieP I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED IT.
McGoohan Jun 2017 4:27pm, 16 Jun 2017 29,573 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan DON'T WORRY THERE'S ANOTHER INAUGURAL ON JULY THE FIRST OF AUGUST AT HALF-PAST.
McGoohan Sep 2017 10:14am, 1 Sep 2017 30,749 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan NOTICE: THE COUNCIL-RUN BROTHEL IS CLOSED FOR REFURBISHMENT. THE HOSING-DOWN STARTS TOMORROW AT 09:00. THIS WILL PUT THE INAUGURAL pARKRUN BACK ANOTHER WEEK TO SUNDAY THE EIGHT OF CLUBS. THOSE WITH SUFFICIENT LOYALTY STAMPS ON THEIR BROTHEL-CARD CAN CHOOSE A SUBSTITUTE. OPTIONS INCLUDE CLIVE SEXTON, CLIVE SEXTON WEARING A WIG, CLIVE SEXTON'S SISTER OR A BIRO.