The Dorchester Thread

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Jun 2019
10:46pm, 17 Jun 2019
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Dvorak
:-) :-) :-)

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Sep 2019
2:30pm, 13 Sep 2019
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Nicholls595
Spotted Dorchester:

ANYONE NOW WHAT DAY DORCHESTER PARKRUN IS?

TA
Jan 2020
4:19pm, 21 Jan 2020
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Nicholls595
HELLO, SOMEBODY MENTIONED ON ANOTHER THREAD THAT THERE IS A pARKRUN NEAR DORCHESTER. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME IT STARTS?
Jan 2020
5:04pm, 21 Jan 2020
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McGoohan
SATURNDAY
Jan 2020
5:11pm, 21 Jan 2020
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McGoohan
SORRY, WRONG PLANET. URANUSDAY.

TIME: HIGH TIDE (INDICATED BY THE MARK AROUND THE WICKER MAN'S KNEES).
Jan 2020
8:22am, 22 Jan 2020
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Nicholls595
THANKS

I ASSUME THIS YEAR'S WICKER MAN IS IN THE IMAGE OF CLIVE SEXTON AND CONTAINS THE ACTUAL CLIVE SEXTON, AS IT HAS BEEN FOR THE LAST FOUR HUNDRED AND TWELVETY YEARS?
Jan 2020
8:22am, 22 Jan 2020
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McGoohan
CLIVE. YES. DELICIOUS CLIVE.
Feb 2020
3:21pm, 14 Feb 2020
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Nicholls595
THE 296rd ANNUAL DORCHESTER VALENTINES DAY POETRY COMPETITION WILL BE HELD (AS ALWAYS) ON PANCAKE DAY. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE WRITTEN WITH A PENCIL STOLEN FROM THE PENCIL MUSEUM GIFT SHOP AND CONTAIN AT LEAST ONE ANAGRAM OF THIS YEAR'S MAIN SPONSOR, DORCHESTER VAN HIRE INTERNATIONAL. PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED BY CLIVE SEXTON, ASSUMING HE IS GRANTED PAROLE.
Feb 2020
3:37pm, 14 Feb 2020
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McGoohan
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE RED
SUGAR IS RED
SO MUCH BLOOD
Feb 2020
10:26am, 28 Feb 2020
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Nicholls595
COMING SOON TO THE COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL, CLIVE SEXTON EVENTS PRESENTS MULLIGAN AND O'HARE. TICKETS £1.36, CONCESSIONS £125
PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES THERE WILL BE NO SUPPORT ACT. OR ICE CREAM DURING THE INTERVAL.

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