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Sacred Cows, and the slaughtering thereof.

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8:41am, 20 Dec 2012
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The Teaboy
Northern comedians who revel in the fact that they are Northern and therefore think this makes them salt-of-the-earth and extra funny.

Last of the Summer Wine + Songs of Praise + Antiques Roadshow in a holy triumverate of tedious Sunday TV that is sapping your will in time for Monday morning.
Dec 2012
8:41am, 20 Dec 2012
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Keefy Beefy
There was absolutely nothing creepy about that show he did where he made a special meal for a celebrity and then sat and ate it with them while fawning over their career. Nothing creepy at all!
Dec 2012
8:45am, 20 Dec 2012
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The Teaboy
Which of course means Peter bloody Kay.
Dec 2012
8:46am, 20 Dec 2012
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The Teaboy
And of course Carla Lane's 'Bread'. Which wasn't a classic. It was just shite. In a collection of painful Scouse accents.
Dec 2012
8:48am, 20 Dec 2012
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Raptors claws are coming to town
Was "Bread" a sacred cow, though? Didn't everyone think it was just shite even at the time?
Dec 2012
8:54am, 20 Dec 2012
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TRO Saracen
Mince pies.

Shite. If they were even halfway nice we'd eat them all year. Simply because it's Xmas every way I turn there seems to be a mince pie shoved in my face.

And why is it called mince? It's not minced, at all, rather a selection of fruits in a sugary syrup.

Burn them all. Especially the ones that claim to be 'deep filled' and get theit packaging tarted up with the odd holly leaf.
Dec 2012
9:04am, 20 Dec 2012
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GregP
'Bread' was shite, but then so was the Liver Birds. And Ken Dodd.
Dec 2012
9:09am, 20 Dec 2012
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TRO Saracen
I hated that programme, forget the name but had that Geordie singing about Crocodile shoes in it. Horrible.
Dec 2012
9:10am, 20 Dec 2012
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The Teaboy
Fits under the unfunny yet glorified Northern comedy banner.
Dec 2012
9:14am, 20 Dec 2012
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JingleNells
TRO, I think it was called "Crocodile Shoes".

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Regular listeners of FT will know about this one. What national 'treasure' do you feel would be better on a skip rather than on a pedestal?

Someone (an MK Dons supporter) proposed AFC Wimbledon, about whom everyone gets misty eyed but he hated.

Other nominations included Bruce Forsyth and Seb Coe.

We were discussing this on the Rugby Wire (whch unforgivably is *not* called "y wifren rygbi ") as Martin Johnson was nominated.

It was suggested that a wider audience might enjoy the challenge.

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