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Dec 2012
10:09pm, 26 Dec 2012
7,199 posts
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We Three Kings of Caterpill Are
Q. What did one elevator say to the other?
A. I think I'm coming down with something.
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Dec 2012
10:11pm, 26 Dec 2012
730 posts
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Mrsbridgewater
Q. What do you call a turkey in a shell suit?
A. An egg
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Dec 2012
10:13pm, 26 Dec 2012
7,200 posts
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We Three Kings of Caterpill Are
Q. How do you stop a skunk smelling?
A. Hold its nose.
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Dec 2012
10:14pm, 26 Dec 2012
8,649 posts
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Merry Xmas _andy Happy New Year
Q. Who's never hungry at Christmas?
A. The turkey - he's always stuffed.
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Dec 2012
10:27pm, 26 Dec 2012
6,480 posts
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SpicedApple
This year was my very first year of doing Christmas crackers, so I've put my joke into my purse for now.
Q. What happened to the hyena who swallowed an oxo cube?
A. He made a laughing stock of himself.
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Dec 2012
10:28pm, 26 Dec 2012
7,202 posts
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We Three Kings of Caterpill Are
Maybe we could do this like an Answer and next Question thing. I would put...
A. The turkey because he's always stuffed.
And then supply the next question, which is ...
Q. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? (You supply the corny answer and then post your idiotic cracker question.)
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Dec 2012
10:29pm, 26 Dec 2012
7,203 posts
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We Three Kings of Caterpill Are
LOL Spicey! I haven't heard that one.
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Dec 2012
10:32pm, 26 Dec 2012
6,481 posts
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SpicedApple
Just how many Christmas crackers did you have, Caterpillar? (And: your avatar still makes me smile every time I see it. Thank you for that! :-))
Do cracker jokes always come in the Q&A format then?
(And no, sorry, no answer to Caterpillar's last question.)
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Dec 2012
10:37pm, 26 Dec 2012
7,204 posts
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We Three Kings of Caterpill Are
No I guess they don't SA. Mind you - this two-part relay style thing works for a number of different cracker joke formats.
Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.....
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Dec 2012
10:41pm, 26 Dec 2012
2,241 posts
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llittledonkeydaisy
Doctor: Oh pull yourself together!
Why was the broom late?
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