Motivational quotes with a difference

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Nellers Aug 2023 5:33pm, 13 Aug 2023 41,080 posts	0 Nellers My motto, Rich.😉
Sombrero Aug 2023 5:51pm, 13 Aug 2023 13,323 posts	0 Sombrero "He won't be doing that again" - overheard a school mum after a lad from school got ran over and died playing "chicken" on the motorway.
Nellers Aug 2023 6:18pm, 13 Aug 2023 41,081 posts	0 Nellers That reminds me that (allegedly) the most common final words of men aged under 25 are “watch this. It’s gonna be so cool!”.
richmac Aug 2023 6:58pm, 13 Aug 2023 22,846 posts	0 richmac There's no I in team, but the is a u in c*nt
GimmeMedals Aug 2023 11:19am, 14 Aug 2023 25,688 posts	0 GimmeMedals You technically have 2 minutes to live. But every time you take a breath, you restart the timer. Keep taking each breath.
PeterWard5 Aug 2023 1:20pm, 14 Aug 2023 1,982 posts	0 PeterWard5 Beware the oxygen thief. Mortal enemy of the motivation fairy.
Derby Tup Aug 2023 1:23pm, 14 Aug 2023 60,870 posts	0 Derby Tup Life is like a paper bag full of shit. It's okay until the bottom falls out of it
richmac Aug 2023 2:09pm, 14 Aug 2023 22,853 posts	0 richmac The sooner you fall behind the longer you have to catch up
Johnny Blaze Aug 2023 2:14pm, 14 Aug 2023 30,774 posts	0 Johnny Blaze Take your favourite inspirational quote and write it down on a piece of good quality paper. Now, roll it into a tube, cover it with lubricant and shove it up your ass.
jda Aug 2023 2:15pm, 14 Aug 2023 15,301 posts	0 jda A problem shared is a problem two people have to deal with.