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GregP Nov 2016 11:47am, 26 Nov 2016 87,456 posts	0 GregP I think I've already got one, I just can't find it.
Nellers Nov 2016 1:27pm, 26 Nov 2016 31,095 posts	0 Nellers It's behind that door,Greg.
ChrisHB Nov 2016 10:10pm, 27 Nov 2016 14,116 posts	0 ChrisHB Reebok Women's CrossFit Ass to Ankle Short wiggle.co.uk Judging from the photo, that neither describes what is covered not what is uncovered.
Maclennane Nov 2016 10:14pm, 27 Nov 2016 19,253 posts	0 Maclennane The lady in question must certainly be short
decorum Nov 2016 10:31pm, 27 Nov 2016 1,209 posts	0 decorum The final line of that description being "planet-conscious workout wear." Clothes which are conscious to the planet's needs, wants, and desires?
ChrisHB Nov 2016 10:56pm, 27 Nov 2016 14,117 posts	0 ChrisHB Perhaps the problem of consciousness has been solved.
decorum Nov 2016 11:17pm, 27 Nov 2016 1,210 posts	0 decorum [So conscious of the planet, but not of distance between the soles? Can see the big picture, misses the small details Between feet and Ar ]
Dvorak Nov 2016 3:03am, 28 Nov 2016 12,564 posts	0 Dvorak From the description, they are "for a truly positive presence at the box and beyond." Er, quite :-o.
GregP Nov 2016 6:14am, 28 Nov 2016 87,474 posts	0 GregP i think they mean you can do deep squats where your bum touches your ankle? Or kneeling? Clearly one needs specific kit for kneeling in. Clearly.
Maclennane Nov 2016 6:22am, 28 Nov 2016 19,254 posts	0 Maclennane I have fishing trousers, which have waterproof knees.