Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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Diogenes
Diogenes
Nov 2023
1:46pm, 19 Nov 2023
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Diogenes
We cater for all appetites
NDWDave
NDWDave
Dec 2023
12:29pm, 31 Dec 2023
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NDWDave
What about stalagmites and stalactites?
Mince Pikelet
Mince Pikelet
Dec 2023
12:36pm, 31 Dec 2023
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Mince Pikelet
At this time of year they’re a bit up and down.
LindsD
LindsD
Dec 2023
5:35pm, 31 Dec 2023
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LindsD
Lifts only go down on odd days. You know that
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um
Dec 2023
5:56pm, 31 Dec 2023
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Why are we getting 2 odd days in a row?
Yet we never get 2 even days in a row?
LindsD
LindsD
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5:56pm, 31 Dec 2023
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LindsD
That's a management issue
Badger
Badger
Dec 2023
6:04pm, 31 Dec 2023
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Badger
THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER
LindsD
LindsD
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6:04pm, 31 Dec 2023
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LindsD
:)
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um
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6:06pm, 31 Dec 2023
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As the actress said to the bishop!

(in reply to Mince Pikelet and Badger!)
Badger
Badger
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6:12pm, 31 Dec 2023
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Badger
Sir Cuthbert Quotidian-Tertian did in fact propose in Parliament in 1876 that the February leap day should in future be the 30th, to begin to redress the appalling odd-even date imbalance. Died shortly afterwards in an accident with a primitive lanyard, widely believed to have been staged by Big Odd.

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Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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