Giving up sex?

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Nov 2013
10:06am, 14 Nov 2013
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AngusClydesdale
"Quiet incest flourished where the roads were bad" (Cider With Rosie - Laurie Lee, 1959).
Nov 2013
10:08am, 14 Nov 2013
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Johnny Blaze
It's not looking good for the M25 corridor, then.
Nov 2013
10:16am, 14 Nov 2013
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Fellrunning
In this case "Incest" is the wrong word - it implies consent...
Nov 2013
10:27am, 14 Nov 2013
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Joopsy
Oi, I live in Lincolnshire! I must add though that I wasn't raised here.
Nov 2013
10:41am, 14 Nov 2013
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DeeGee
My wife was raised here. She married me to get a different surname from everyone else in the town.
Nov 2013
10:54am, 14 Nov 2013
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Velociraptor
When we moved to where we live now, my youngest daughter got laughed at for saying that she thought there was something odd about "going out with" your cousin. The other kids were all a bit like, "Well, why wouldn't you?"
Nov 2013
10:58am, 14 Nov 2013
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Wobbling
My mum was engaged to a cousin. She has a hooogue family and didn't realise he was related, until they both turned up at the same funeral.

MrW has cousins who married - one of their children had terrible birth defects and died before their 10th birthday.

Blimey, I'm a little ray of sunshine today.
Nov 2013
11:03am, 14 Nov 2013
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JenL
We have relatives who are married and are first cousins of each other. Their two sons are in the 30s and seem to be fine, decent lads as far as we know.
Nov 2013
11:12am, 14 Nov 2013
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McGoohan
Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
That kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because, she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

Now, if my wife is my grandmother
Then, I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As the husband of my grandmother
I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
Nov 2013
11:12am, 14 Nov 2013
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Velociraptor
When I worked in Birmingham, I was struck by how many first-cousin marriages produced completely unremarkable offspring :)

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