FETCHGAMES: Chocolate

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Dec 2024
7:09am, 18 Dec 2024
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Dicko
If there is one thing that people have an opinion on it is chocolate. The rules of this game are simple, you design your own chocolate/confectionery product and i will award marks. The scoring system is as follows......

Marks for ingenuity - 5
Marks for detail of description -5
Marks for Health considerations - 5
Marks for marketing/brand appeal -5
Dec 2024
9:13am, 18 Dec 2024
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fetcheveryone
I'm suggesting a 3D printer that can print chocolate in the shape of the head of your favourite person. You can either hold a photo up to the scanner, upload an image, or get the person to stand on a spot for scanning.

To cut down on chocolate costs, the brain will be pumped full of your choice of filling e.g. Cadburys Creme Egg, Hartleys jam or Marmite. So there are bra(i)nd deals to be done.

As a marketing campaign, you could have a chocolate Donald Trump in a microwave, so we could all watch his head melt - and the slogan would be something like "it's not just for the people you love". Or something.
Dec 2024
9:47am, 18 Dec 2024
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Nord Rundeer 🦌
Yes, I have an opinion on chocolate. If you're watching your waistline, remember it's basically like eating a brick of sugar-fat paste with brown dust in it.
Dec 2024
10:42am, 18 Dec 2024
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Mushroom
Am I reading the rules correctly: if we do really well using those criteria we can score a maximum of minus 20 ?

Bring back those money boxes from days of yore. You put in your coinage, and out pops a tasty little chocolate. The box acts as a savings receptable, funding your next purchase of refills..
Dec 2024
10:57am, 18 Dec 2024
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mk parkrun
My idea is for a chocolate covered bar of deliciously chewy nougat. I may, or may not, have a chewy toffee bit in it too.
You can only eat this bar on the sofa once you have turned it into a fort, and it will be called 'The Texan Bar'
Dec 2024
11:01am, 18 Dec 2024
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Raptors claws are coming to town
For the purpose of fuelling exercise, I'd like to see chocolate pieces shaped like flat ovals and just the right size for putting in your mouth without them being a choking hazard or making you gag (the marketing department may wish to research different sizes and offer a starter pack to allow people to choose their preferred size). The chocolate should be formulated so that it can be carried in your hand or in a pocket without melting or gathering fluff, but should dissolve efficiently when exposed to saliva and leave no residue in the mouth. Since the chocolate will be eaten instead of gels, Percy Pigs, energy balls and bags of marmite sandwiches cut into tiny squares it will be guilt-free and weight-neutral.
Dec 2024
6:57pm, 18 Dec 2024
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Nord Rundeer 🦌
Oops - I thought this was actual spam before I saw the calendar competion.

I recommend a chocolate mastic gun for fitting windows in the winter. You keep the gun warm, then caulk round the new window-frame in the winter. The chocolate sets. When the weather warms up the window falls out, giving ventilation during the heat wave. In the autumn you need to refit it, but that is a feature, not a bug.
Dec 2024
7:50pm, 18 Dec 2024
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Icy Turkey Guzzler 🇮🇸
I think Viganotti beat me to it but...

romeoviganotti.com

Proper chocolate, not that sugary rubbish they die brown and sell to unsuspecting Brits.

Handmade and expensive. So you cannot afford to eat to much and it is a proper treat to be enjoyed, not wolfed down in front of Eastenders.

Marks for ingenuity - 5
Marks for detail of description -5
Marks for Health considerations - 5
Marks for marketing/brand appeal -5
Dec 2024
8:25pm, 18 Dec 2024
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Dvorak
Chocolate Jenga. It's Jenga ... with chocolate bars! A mix of differently flavoured bars, and when you pull one out successfully, you can eat it choc

Except I googled it, and Marks & Spencer have done it already.

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If there is one thing that people have an opinion on it is chocolate. The rules of this game are simple, you design your own chocolate/confectionery product and i will award marks. The scoring system is as follows......

Marks for ingenuity - 5
Marks for detail of description -5
Marks for Health considerations - 5
Marks for marketing/brand appeal -5

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