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Eating dog food before big events

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simbil May 2016 10:22am, 13 May 2016 7,323 posts	Quote Pin simbil My dog always seems really spiritely and it must be down to his diet. I know it would be really dumb to eat dog food all the time as it doesn't have enough greens in it, but maybe it will give me the edge if I eat some just before a big event?
Nicholls595 May 2016 10:24am, 13 May 2016 4,167 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Good plan. If the big event is the Olympic Womens Shitting through the eye of a needle final
FreshStart May 2016 10:30am, 13 May 2016 2,524 posts	Quote Pin FreshStart I apparently used to eat loads of dried dog food. I can't remember because I was only two at the time.
The Teaboy May 2016 10:30am, 13 May 2016 14,081 posts	Quote Pin The Teaboy Didn't seem to work for Serena. Although as a method of avoiding the testers, I'm not convinced it's more effective than a panic room.
Velociraptor May 2016 10:40am, 13 May 2016 33,765 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Does this mean that the reason why ultramarathon runners eat baby food in events is because babies don't care where they pee and poo and let bits of plastic fall from their hands?
HellsBells May 2016 10:45am, 13 May 2016 20,966 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells I used to nick the dog's bonios - I was about 3 at the time
AngusClydesdale May 2016 10:48am, 13 May 2016 10,949 posts	Quote Pin AngusClydesdale You lot are barking mad
Wriggling Snake May 2016 10:50am, 13 May 2016 11,930 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake I already have a nice shiny coat, it's made of gore-tex and made by Jack Wolfskin, So I tend to LEAVE IT, myself. There's dog food and there's dog food that idiot fuck-wits give their pets, ours used to get leftovers on a Sunday, with gravy. I also hear the phrase don't judge me, well I have, Serena, you're a fuckwit. There, I said it.
Wriggling Snake May 2016 10:51am, 13 May 2016 11,931 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake oh, and I did I mention, Tennis is a shit game, why on earth it gets on tellly I have no idea.
peachy May 2016 10:52am, 13 May 2016 1,798 posts	Quote Pin peachy Fenton