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GregP Mar 2016 10:22am, 29 Mar 2016 80,747 posts	0 GregP Oi
Wriggling Snake Mar 2016 11:02am, 29 Mar 2016 11,405 posts	0 Wriggling Snake Ah, an Essex man...India, hmm 1976, vaseline, doctor balls.
Chrisity Mar 2016 7:40pm, 29 Mar 2016 14,493 posts	0 Chrisity thank god, i thought you meant Peter Lever.
GregP Mar 2016 9:02pm, 29 Mar 2016 80,789 posts	0 GregP JK. The only and indeed only.
Chrisity Mar 2016 9:49pm, 29 Mar 2016 14,494 posts	0 Chrisity Not the fast bowler then.
Nicholls595 Mar 2016 7:39am, 30 Mar 2016 3,017 posts	0 Nicholls595 I would turn a blind eye to England's current Essex pace man using a belt sander if it meant we beat the Beige Brigade today
The Teaboy Mar 2016 8:20am, 30 Mar 2016 13,980 posts	0 The Teaboy Not sure our left-armer will be starting today.
Nicholls595 Mar 2016 8:27am, 30 Mar 2016 3,019 posts	0 Nicholls595 True, but he could sit in the second tier of the stand and tamper with the ball when Jordan is bowling
Wriggling Snake Mar 2016 8:36am, 30 Mar 2016 11,409 posts	0 Wriggling Snake The bowling will let us down.
TRO Saracen Mar 2016 8:36am, 30 Mar 2016 12,552 posts	0 TRO Saracen You just kind of know that when it really comes down to it, with a place in the final at stake, that Chris Jordan will cough up 4 overs for 51, Rash will get bashed then in reply early wickets will tumble and then Buttler will hole out and we'll get heavily beaten. I know this. Do not let that cruel, deceitful bastard called 'Hope' get a hold of you, because it will end in hurt.