Apr 2017
1:57pm, 21 Apr 2017
12,782 posts
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Columba
What was J. Caesar if he wasn't emperor?
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Apr 2017
2:19pm, 21 Apr 2017
10,493 posts
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Autumnleaves
Consul (or is it a trick/joke question??)
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Apr 2017
2:50pm, 21 Apr 2017
3,708 posts
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Icelandic Trigirl
He was "dictator". His adopted son, Octavian (Caesar Augustus) was the first to call himself Emperor (since it was taboo to talk about Kings and they had to pretend to have a little more legitimacy than that).
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Apr 2017
3:12pm, 21 Apr 2017
34,191 posts
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Fierce and Fearless Fleecy
I also did Measure for Measure for A level, actually AS, and have no recollection of Pompey Bum.
I must have scooted 5 miles today and have 3 miles or so left to do. Luckily fetch added it as a training category
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Apr 2017
3:15pm, 21 Apr 2017
28,902 posts
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McGoohan
ESCALUS
Well, no more of it, Master Froth: farewell.
Exit FROTH Come you hither to me, Master tapster. What's your name, Master tapster?
POMPEY
Pompey.
ESCALUS
What else?
POMPEY
Bum, sir.
ESCALUS
Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense you are Pompey the Great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being a tapster, are you not? come, tell me true: it shall be the better for you.
POMPEY
Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that would live.
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Apr 2017
3:21pm, 21 Apr 2017
30,495 posts
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.B.
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Apr 2017
3:23pm, 21 Apr 2017
34,193 posts
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Fierce and Fearless Fleecy
More sophisticated bum chat than usual on the thread
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Apr 2017
3:24pm, 21 Apr 2017
22,463 posts
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Diogenes
McG, should this not be on the Joke Of The Day thread?
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Apr 2017
3:32pm, 21 Apr 2017
28,903 posts
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McGoohan
I don't think Shakespeare was the *best* at jokes. He repeated the joke in King Lear with the character Massiva Titz
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Apr 2017
3:36pm, 21 Apr 2017
1,662 posts
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Serendippily
I only remember the bits in MforM about how you can be called an angel and yet be a devil ... and a lot of cross garnered yellow stockings where I presumed the garters were cross ... Thinking of all you runners ... take care fp, welcome back molesey and don't give up hope ferret - house hunting is all about seeing shite so once the right one comes up you know at once xx
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