1500 miles in 2014.
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Dec 2014
9:12pm, 31 Dec 2014
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Techthick
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Dec 2014
10:10pm, 31 Dec 2014
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Watford Wobble
And finally. So there you have it, the close of 2014 and what a year it has been. 1000 pages, 10,000 posts. What a glorious waste of time. If you have a look at my very first post on the thread and my wishes for 2014 I’ve done pretty well. Shame about the marathon PB, failing to run 1500 miles, mini mental breakdowns but there you go. I’ve had some great times along the way. Looking back there has been one monumental moment that this group has been instrumental in making happen. Human endeavour has seen us land a small rocket device on a bit of rock floating around space but that pails into insignificance when you consider we managed to get the ![]() The quote of the year goes to Pedro Perez with his posting back in February that I think conveys a message we would all want to communicate but couldn’t do it so eloquently. It goes like this and I quote. ‘Can I just say I have been to the pub. I am pissed, I love you all, I really LOVE ALL of you and I will run tomorrow, hangover or not. That is all. X REALLY LOVE YA, like, REALLY ![]() Second place goes to iJono’s wife having listening to him describing a birthday present. I quote. ‘A small pewter plaque with a Royal Navy Crest on it and on the reverse Lord Nelson’s Prayer (written on the morning of the Battle of Trafalgar) on reverse –described it to Mrs J and her response was *your not f*cking 70!’ December is all about presents, food, drink and Christmas crackers*. And what’s best about Christmas are cracker jokes and puns so for my final round-up here are a few I collected from somewhere. If I don’t get chance on the thread to thank you all for your contributions over the year I will do that now. We've had a blast. May 2015 be good to you all. Congratulations to Scottdog for the highest mileage run during December ![]() Congratulations to all those that ran through 1500 miles in 2014. I would kiss you all were you on my doorstep. ![]() Techthick Merry Christmas & HappyNewG(rrr) Mr Jono to you Sir! Chris yeltzdan FenlandRunner Mince Pikelet mole_thing clare1976 atko andr3wht IanS Ding Ron Burgundy on high RunningInCircles Nelly hootenannyNeilio Jovi Runner ian9657 Ding *Doc* merrily on high lady alton Dave D missvivvy scottdog _andy makizmo 82 Keegs pielips Congratulations to pielips for closest for the month. What else but ![]() And for the rest. Your still awesome and wonderful runners. Here are your puns. Tell them and be proud. I tried to catch some fog. I mist When chemists die, they barium. MzG 1442 111 heffaroo 1434 87 run-forest-run 1424 137 JovialGnome 1422 154 Toks 1407 104 And the next group. Your in great company. I'll cook you breakfast should you visit Northamptonshire. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. Watford Wobble 1389 33 Mrs Winkle 1386 111 activeight 1382 91 Craig_ 1378 38 That man from March 1377 91 And following on is the most stoic group. I'd go to war with them. I know a bloke who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. MOUNTAIN GOATESS 1362 106 Mothman 1352 141 another steve 1347 125 Liliaicha 1346 89 martin437 1333 89 But this next group are the really engine room of the 1500 group. Quietly got on with it and succeeded. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. It then dawned on me. This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore. Ojo 1320 0 RichHElf 1311 44 FRU (KeepTheFaith) 1306 107 Trendyrunner 1305 46 Ski 1301 13 And the following group done well. I'm proud of everyone one of them. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. Whiskymurray 1275 172 Bez-head 1236 140 SODDING HILLS 1222 69 mick173 1221 0 Jon_T 1209 0 These guys and gals battled to get there. Oh boy did they battle and in my eyes they achieved. I want to hug and kiss each one. Especially Garfield ![]() They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O. PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period. Mr Logic 1154 34 Pedro_Perez 1143 37 Iampecunia1501 1079 0 joint ear knee 1055 20 Garfield 1033 59 And this final group of the 1500 miles in 2014 group I want to cuddle, drink coffee and eat cake with all month. Because they shot for the 1500 mile stars and whilst they had a plan that was just short are still the most wonderful runners ever. Fact! Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. I didn’t like the beard at first but it grew on me. jelibean 1009 52 kstuart 1001 29 mushroom 959 0 hopisen 787 0 southcoastclaret 771 27 Byrned 640 0 Triplet Dad 604 32 And with that I wish you all the best for 2015. Long live 1500 miles in 2015 and Neilio at the helm. I love you all. * Also the birthday of Jesus which is rather special. |
Dec 2014
10:20pm, 31 Dec 2014
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Watford Wobble
May I commend that you that now go here, see below.. The fun continues. http://www.fetcheveryone.com/forum__57136__1500_miles_in_2015 |
Dec 2014
10:20pm, 31 Dec 2014
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Watford Wobble
May I commend that you that now go here, see below.. The fun continues. http://www.fetcheveryone.com/forum__57136__1500_miles_in_2015 |
Dec 2014
10:55pm, 31 Dec 2014
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RichHElf
Cracking round up and some truly miserable puns.
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Jan 2015
12:18am, 1 Jan 2015
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Iampecunia1501
Funny round up WW. Happy new year.
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Jan 2015
12:32am, 1 Jan 2015
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scottdog
Most mile in December, that is my highlight of the year 😃😃😃😃
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Jan 2015
6:11am, 1 Jan 2015
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Techthick
thanks WW... have a beer ![]() |
Jan 2015
8:24am, 1 Jan 2015
1,421 posts
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Mr Jono to you Sir!
buy buy 2014 thread ![]() |
Jan 2015
9:30am, 1 Jan 2015
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Ding *Doc* merrily on high
great round up WW Thanks for a great year |
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