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Jan 2007 11:25pm, 17 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin Just picture that in local rag "RUNNER BITES O A P) M L sends out visiting orders !
Jan 2007 4:21pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin Going out for a drink or meal, and some one on a table near lights up cigaratte, roll on 1st july.
Jan 2007 4:22pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin Just ask them politely if they'd mind if you sh!t on their table...
Binks Jan 2007 4:25pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin Binks People who inform me that the terms and conditions for their product have changed AFTER I have just signed off the artwork for a campaign and AFTER they said it was all OK and AFTER 3pm on a Friday afternoon.
Mikuro Jan 2007 4:25pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin Mikuro Mud Lark I'm with you on that. I will be able to go out and breathe for a change. Well, until I leave the place through a smog from the smokers outside.
Jan 2007 4:29pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin I personally hate the stench from fags,if i go out,as soon as i get home its straight into shower,and the clothes that was wearing go straight outside to air out befor being washed.
Jan 2007 4:47pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin everything about smoking stinks (pardon the pun) It grips my sh*t that smokers still get a "fag Break" in the military, whilst us healthy lot have to keep working and beg borrow and plead for an extra 20 mins at lunch every now and then so we can get a decent hours running in and time for a shower. e.g a 20 a day smoker smokes maybe 8 during "working" day lets say 2 at lunchtime the other 6 are smoked during "work" time at 10 mins per "fag" so thats an hour out of the day, 5 hours a week 20+ hours a month 240 hours a year. thats 10 whole days, we normally work 8-5 (12-1 lunch) so eight hours 30 working days per smoker a year are wasted through smoke breaks!!!!!!! that is one airmans leave allowance for the year!! Crafty buggers!!
Binks Jan 2007 4:50pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin Binks Don't forget that it takes smokers twice as long to walk across a room or up some stairs etc. I reckon its another 20 days a year they waste wheezing from A to B.
Jan 2007 4:56pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin good point binks, my lads/lasses get 5 mins in the morning and 5 in the afternoon, thats including travelling time, sadly I cant deny them a break as its their "human Right" as some scrote pointed out to me a few months ago. I pointed out to him that it was every humans right to breathe unpolluted air, and if he'd like to iscuss the issue further we could do it in his time whilst running a quick 10 miler..... He's since failed his RAF Fitness test, is undeployable on operations and is medically downgraded due to a bronchial condition. all this at the tender age of 23...oh and is still a 40 a day smoker. The youth of today...I ask you
Jan 2007 5:11pm, 19 Jan 2007 0 posts	Quote Pin People I don't know who come to my door and inform me they're not selling anything. I ask why they are visiting me, a a cup of tea and a friendly chat about what they're eating for dinner that night? What they think of BB? The gormless look and inability to answer my perfectly reasonable question grinds me.