What minor disaster has befallen you today?

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Mandymoo Mar 2022 6:42am, 5 Mar 2022 13,904 posts	0 Mandymoo Not quite minor for the poor dog but I have forgotten to bring his Loxicom with us on our trip away. Today will be spent trying to get some for him
Fields Mar 2022 7:43am, 5 Mar 2022 3,277 posts	0 Fields [Rae - how about being “your Raeity”?]
Raemond Mar 2022 8:01am, 5 Mar 2022 9,058 posts	0 Raemond (that's not as funny, Fields :D)
Eynsham Red Mar 2022 10:08am, 5 Mar 2022 8,553 posts	0 Eynsham Red It doesn't work with Rae. Apparently we can't pronounce Uranus as "yer anus" anymore, we have to pronounce it "yer arsole"
Sigh Mar 2022 10:28am, 5 Mar 2022 12,253 posts	0 Sigh My brother-in-law used to have a girlfriend named Ella, it was quite funny when at Christmas she was repeatedly asked "would you like a Nut, Ella?"
Fragile Do Not Bend Mar 2022 1:17pm, 5 Mar 2022 9,381 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Lunch in an unfamiliar pub. The door to the ladies had a latch that didn’t easily open so I assumed it was just one cubicle. I didn’t want to try it again and seem impatient, so I waited. When the woman came out it turned out the door led to a row of 4 cubicles, so I felt rather daft.
Fields Mar 2022 2:08pm, 5 Mar 2022 3,288 posts	0 Fields [your rae-al highness doesn’t scan well]
Lip Gloss Mar 2022 2:35pm, 5 Mar 2022 59,707 posts	0 Lip Gloss Just spilled tomato soup over the floor, walls and my clothes
pedroscalls Mar 2022 1:56am, 6 Mar 2022 45,849 posts	0 pedroscalls My watch strap has just disintegrated, feel naked now
Raemond Mar 2022 10:21am, 6 Mar 2022 9,064 posts	0 Raemond Fourof our squad have tested positive for covid this morning, and one twisted her ankle playing in a different match tomorrow, so we've gone from 17 down to 12. We have no tight head so may have to play with uncontested scrums. I am miffed.