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Weird things you have seen

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RunningRonnie Jul 2019 1:15pm, 17 Jul 2019 1,621 posts	Quote Pin RunningRonnie Yesterday, I saw a woman crouched down with her shopping at her side, facing a fence and eating a muller corner yoghurt by using the foil lid as a spoon. I guess when you gotta eat yoghurt, you gotta eat yoghurt.
HowFar? Jul 2019 1:19pm, 17 Jul 2019 13,460 posts	Quote Pin HowFar? I have done that with Muller Rice. You have to be careful that you don’t cut your tongue, or dribble rice all down your T shirt. I can’t recommend it as a method, but perhaps I just need to work on my technique.
DeeGee Jul 2019 1:25pm, 17 Jul 2019 18,758 posts	Quote Pin DeeGee My daughter once, sat in the passenger seat of a supermarket trolley, grabbed the six pack of fromage frais, managed to prise the lid off one and started to eat it with her fingers, all while I was briefly distracted assessing cheese options. Using the lid as a spoon is too decorous for my family.
Fragile Do Not Bend Jul 2019 2:10pm, 17 Jul 2019 4,635 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend I work in a library and we have a self service machine for checking books out. One bloke lifted his leg up and stuck it horizontally under the red light that scans the barcodes, then went on his merry way. No, he didn’t have a barcode tattooed on his leg.
swittle Jul 2019 2:31pm, 17 Jul 2019 55,635 posts	Quote Pin swittle Going back to RunningRonnie's opening post, I was walking past Crosby Baths today and saw a discarded tub of plain yoghurt, with half the contents on the path. Nothing unusual there, except that the tub must have contained a gallon at least!
Diogenes Jul 2019 3:10pm, 17 Jul 2019 38,577 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Once, in the space of a few days, I saw a Dalek in the back of a Ford Mondeo estate joining the M25 at J10 from the A3 south. Then, near Chertsey, I saw Superman and Wonderwoman hitchhiking. A couple of days later I was delayed on my way home by a procession of swans leaving the M25 anticlockwise on the A3 sliproad. They did not give any wing signals.
Eynsham Red Jul 2019 3:27pm, 17 Jul 2019 4,575 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red An unopened bottle of Kronenbourg lager standing upright in the middle of my road.
Ocelot Spleens Nov 2024 6:02pm, 1 Nov 2024 39,865 posts	Quote Pin Ocelot Spleens Simon Cowell
Derby Tup Nov 2024 6:20pm, 1 Nov 2024 68,699 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Madonna’s face
Eynsham Red Nov 2024 7:13pm, 1 Nov 2024 11,508 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red I see what you mean……