TriSport Fetch: Hotel Bastardos

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Slowboy
Slowboy
Jan 2009
2:47pm, 15 Jan 2009
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Slowboy
Jude - that isn't a towel. It's a huge sheet of sandpaper.

We use it to detect ghaypoofs who may have wandered in by mistake. Anyone who whimpers whilst towelling off will be summarily ejected.

Of course the long term residents just shake themselves dry in a manner not unlike a shaggy dog, but we have to make some allowances for those who have, as yet, Insufficiently hardened up their The Fucks.
AJPAR
AJPAR
Jan 2009
2:50pm, 15 Jan 2009
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AJPAR
Grep, I can't seem to find you on the swimming league!!??:-O
Southwales22
Southwales22
Jan 2009
2:52pm, 15 Jan 2009
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Southwales22
is it 2 miles you need to get on there? i *may* just make that this evening time depending before LBT & tempo run
Slowboy
Slowboy
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2:53pm, 15 Jan 2009
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I should have my first officially-coached swimming experience this evening, as I brave the Masters session at Cockermouth pool.

I have about half of a cold at the moment, so this may be in doubt. I am balancing the wisdom of HTFU and going and just doing it, against the possibility of thus giving the cold the chance to develop and thereby buggering up the weekend's training.

Hmm.
AJPAR
AJPAR
Jan 2009
2:58pm, 15 Jan 2009
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AJPAR
Only 1 mile per month required for the swimming league SW22.
Southwales22
Southwales22
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3:01pm, 15 Jan 2009
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Southwales22
ah ha im on there then :p

ummm what are those numbers meaning please? it says 23 miles for jan???
Southwales22
Southwales22
Jan 2009
3:02pm, 15 Jan 2009
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Southwales22
SB - last time i swam with a cold coming on it felt like my head was gonna explode every time i put it in the water!
Southwales22
Southwales22
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3:04pm, 15 Jan 2009
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Southwales22
duh i was looking at the running league!!
mad4purple
mad4purple
Jan 2009
3:15pm, 15 Jan 2009
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mad4purple
Ah, finds the new hotel and looks slightly lost. *wonders how I can HTFU sufficiently*
Slowboy
Slowboy
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3:23pm, 15 Jan 2009
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Slowboy
Indeed. the bar has been raised when it comes to considering one's hardness.

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Swim, bike, run, FETCH: The NEW Hotel Bastardos.

This thread is a temporary refuge when the original Hotel Bastardos gets an occasional makeover and the chintz comes out.

The hotel is currently CLOSED.

Last closed 22/11/18 due to a request from housekeeping.

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