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GregP
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Hedgehogs have a high tolerance for toxins and can eat scorpions and venomous snakes.

Cheese can't eat anything. Which makes it a bit rubbish.
GregP
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Don't take my word for it. I asked ChatGPT.

Hedgehogs are better than cheese because they are living creatures with important ecological roles, while cheese is simply a dairy product. Which makes it a bit rubbish.
GregP
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If you're saying hedgehogs are better in the "adorable, delightful" category, most would agree cheese can’t compete with a live, snuggly creature. But if it’s about practicality in a sandwich, cheese holds its ground!
Diogenes
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GregP wrote:If you're saying hedgehogs are better in the "adorable, delightful" category, most would agree cheese can’t compete with a live, snuggly creature. But if it’s about practicality in a sandwich, cheese holds its ground!


This is the most important distinction and the only one that truly matters.
Derby Tup
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No cheese ever had fleas
GregP
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You can serve cheese on a hedgehog. You can’t serve a hedgehog on cheese.

Probably.
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JamieKai *chameleon*
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Hedgehogs eat slugs that destroy plants.

Plants that feed cows.

Cows who make milk.

Milk that gets turned into cheese (via witchcraft).

Hedgehogs are therefore better than cheese, as without them there would be no cheese*.

*fully aware this argument does not bear a close inspection, but Vote Hog regardless...
GregP
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Sounds a solid argument to me.
Ocelot Spleens
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Yes, but Cheese on Toast.

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SuperDeath XI closed 30/12/24
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GOLD: bacon sandwich

SILVER: Cheddar

BRONZE: Robin - a small insectivorous passerine bird
BRONZE: Western european hedgehog (erinaceus europaeus)
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