SuperDeath XI
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Dec 2024
2:23pm, 26 Dec 2024
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GregP
Hedgehogs have a high tolerance for toxins and can eat scorpions and venomous snakes. Cheese can't eat anything. Which makes it a bit rubbish. |
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Dec 2024
2:26pm, 26 Dec 2024
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GregP
Don't take my word for it. I asked ChatGPT. Hedgehogs are better than cheese because they are living creatures with important ecological roles, while cheese is simply a dairy product. Which makes it a bit rubbish. |
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Dec 2024
2:27pm, 26 Dec 2024
154,337 posts
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GregP
If you're saying hedgehogs are better in the "adorable, delightful" category, most would agree cheese can’t compete with a live, snuggly creature. But if it’s about practicality in a sandwich, cheese holds its ground!
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Dec 2024
2:28pm, 26 Dec 2024
89,956 posts
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Diogenes
GregP wrote: If you're saying hedgehogs are better in the "adorable, delightful" category, most would agree cheese can’t compete with a live, snuggly creature. But if it’s about practicality in a sandwich, cheese holds its ground! This is the most important distinction and the only one that truly matters. |
Dec 2024
2:39pm, 26 Dec 2024
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Derby Tup
No cheese ever had fleas
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Dec 2024
2:59pm, 26 Dec 2024
154,338 posts
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GregP
You can serve cheese on a hedgehog. You can’t serve a hedgehog on cheese. Probably. |
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Dec 2024
3:00pm, 26 Dec 2024
154,339 posts
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GregP
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Dec 2024
3:02pm, 26 Dec 2024
19,885 posts
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JamieKai *chameleon*
Hedgehogs eat slugs that destroy plants. Plants that feed cows. Cows who make milk. Milk that gets turned into cheese (via witchcraft). Hedgehogs are therefore better than cheese, as without them there would be no cheese*. *fully aware this argument does not bear a close inspection, but Vote Hog regardless... |
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Dec 2024
3:54pm, 26 Dec 2024
154,340 posts
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GregP
Sounds a solid argument to me.
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Dec 2024
3:56pm, 26 Dec 2024
40,169 posts
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Ocelot Spleens
Yes, but Cheese on Toast.
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