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Velociraptor Jul 2018 2:47pm, 5 Jul 2018 38,546 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Could you write that again, but in English this time? Or even accurately in another language that uses the same alphabet as English? [Bloody lazy colleagues who don't bother correcting their spelling or using grammar in medical records.]
DoricQuine Jul 2018 2:54pm, 5 Jul 2018 4,109 posts	Quote Pin DoricQuine I love gardening! [I knew there was a reason I usually leave this to the OH ]
macca 53 Jul 2018 4:20pm, 5 Jul 2018 26,714 posts	Quote Pin macca 53 Ouch :(. Mrs macca still has scars where she strimmed her ankles
Grast_girl Jul 2018 4:45pm, 5 Jul 2018 457 posts	Quote Pin Grast_girl I'm really looking forward to the long weekend with my in-laws in this heat. I've finished all my work in time to not think about it while I'm incommunicado. I'm not worried I might have to fail the student in my first PhD viva, or that I just don't know enough to really tell if they deserve to pass or not.
Diogenes Jul 2018 4:57pm, 5 Jul 2018 28,726 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I’ve taken off all my clothes and plunged into the sea to cool down.
Velociraptor Jul 2018 5:33pm, 5 Jul 2018 38,547 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Tell you what. Ask me that question again, and instead of stonewalling you because that's my policy when it comes to fishing for gossip I'll suggest you put the kettle on and we sit down and compare stories about that particular person.
McGoohan Jul 2018 5:51pm, 5 Jul 2018 34,300 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I enjoyed that run and can’t wait to do another
Fragile Do Not Bend Jul 2018 6:01pm, 5 Jul 2018 3,148 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend Will someone shut that fucking beeping noise up?
Fragile Do Not Bend Jul 2018 6:04pm, 5 Jul 2018 3,149 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend How about you put an out of order sign on the drinks machine instead of leaving us to ineffectually fiddle with it?
1step2far Jul 2018 7:57pm, 5 Jul 2018 3,100 posts	Quote Pin 1step2far If your shoulders sloped much more you'd be a fecking triangle!