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swittle Oct 2023 10:09am, 31 Oct 2023 101,547 posts	0 swittle ^ So that Justin Hawkins is in on it too!
Homeless Kodo Oct 2023 10:24am, 31 Oct 2023 2,098 posts	0 Homeless Kodo swittle I’ll see your tin foil hat & raise you a tin foil room.
swittle Oct 2023 10:31am, 31 Oct 2023 101,549 posts	0 swittle Musashi Such thorough preparation makes me a touch anxious...
Homeless Kodo Oct 2023 10:36am, 31 Oct 2023 2,099 posts	0 Homeless Kodo Obvious thing to do innit swittle, tin foil hats have be rendered useless since everyone got 5g chipped from the COVID vaccine.
swittle Oct 2023 10:37am, 31 Oct 2023 101,551 posts	0 swittle I am quietly confident that the topic will surface in some form or another at a certain enquiry in The Smoke,
Cerrertonia Oct 2023 11:31am, 31 Oct 2023 19,836 posts	0 Cerrertonia Obvious thing to do innit swittle, tin foil hats have be rendered useless since everyone got 5g chipped from the COVID vaccine. As an engineer who designs chips that get used for 5G, I am happy to confirm that I do receive orders from Bill Gates, George Soros and the WEF every night. I reckon you have left enough space for radio waves to get in through the window there, Homeless kodo.
Derby Tup Oct 2023 12:23pm, 31 Oct 2023 61,802 posts	0 Derby Tup Tin foil causes untold physical and mental illnesses to anyone exposed to it
Nellers Oct 2023 12:59pm, 31 Oct 2023 41,463 posts	0 Nellers That's exactly what They want you to think Derby Tup.
Helegant Oct 2023 1:44pm, 31 Oct 2023 7,496 posts	0 Helegant (your choice) causes untold physical and mental illnesses to anyone exposed to it.
Homeless Kodo Oct 2023 1:53pm, 31 Oct 2023 2,100 posts	0 Homeless Kodo As an engineer who designs chips that get used for 5G, I am happy to confirm that I do receive orders from Bill Gates, George Soros and the WEF every night. I reckon you have left enough space for radio waves to get in through the window there, Homeless kodo. Nah, we should be safe. Our Q-Anon contact tipped us off that the builders were shills for the big chip industry & got us a tin foil window guard from the same people who did David Icke’s.