Dec 2008
8:47am, 20 Dec 2008
80 posts
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Kevski
Another one, fonrtunately someone I used to work with. Every time you'd mention something that you've done, her or her son would have done it. And with knobs on too!
Typical Monday morning, she would ask the lead in question: "How was your weekend?" You could reply, "I flew to Paris in a private jet encrusted with diamonds and met Kate Winslett. We embarked on a wild affair, smearing each other in body chocolate and enjoying the most erotic fun I've ever had. Then there was a knock at the door. It was Angelina Joli asking me to keep the noice down. Spotting Winslett, she demanded to join in. I had a great time."
The old bag would pause for a second and reply, "Yeah, my son did that last year, but he travelled in a platinum jet and slept with all of the worlds supermodels. At the same time."
The cow!
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Dec 2008
8:52am, 20 Dec 2008
1,253 posts
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Johnny Blaze
When you go on "Office Communicator" which is sort of like a work version of Instant Messenger, and 85% of your colleagues are "offline" - ie not flipping working. Grrrrr
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Dec 2008
8:52am, 20 Dec 2008
8,361 posts
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idio
Were got a bloke like that Kevski. Doesn't matter what you say he or a member of his family has topped it.
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Dec 2008
9:03am, 20 Dec 2008
982 posts
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Enthusiastic!
Aaaaah, pity the insecure buggers Kevski, it is Christmas after all
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Dec 2008
9:05am, 20 Dec 2008
9,576 posts
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Princess Purple Bubbles
Where do I start??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Dec 2008
11:30am, 20 Dec 2008
81 posts
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Kevski
OK Christmastastic, but don't expect my pity the other 11.4 months of the year!
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Dec 2008
11:37am, 20 Dec 2008
986 posts
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Enthusiastic!
Ha, ha! For the other 11.4 months of the year Kevski you are free to rant on this very thread as much as you like!!
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Dec 2008
11:47am, 20 Dec 2008
15,530 posts
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Toks
my boss!!
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Dec 2008
11:50am, 20 Dec 2008
5,112 posts
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SODIron © 2002
my boss doesn't even speak to me...!!! But as someone once told me, that's normal for norfolk!
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Dec 2008
11:53am, 20 Dec 2008
1,059 posts
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CrazyLegs
My boss doesn't talk to me either!! Another complaint is about the people who always book off time off between Christmas and New Year. It's the same people every year!
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