Mundane thread

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Derby Tup May 2020 8:29pm, 8 May 2020 41,376 posts	0 Derby Tup ‘Come out to run wife’ song here 🎶
RichHL May 2020 8:35pm, 8 May 2020 13,777 posts	0 RichHL Most birdsong is either "I'm as horny as a mallard with two dicks," "You! You there! Yes, you! You can fuck off! Fuck off now!" or "I'm here and I'm more awesome than you are, so there."
Rosehip May 2020 8:42pm, 8 May 2020 15,944 posts	0 Rosehip Lol Rich but probably not far off Similar to LD, Cava on the new deck, half watching a program about Mars exploration through the open door (eldest has it on the tellybox). Think I need a comfier chair.
Bintmcskint May 2020 8:46pm, 8 May 2020 45,150 posts	0 Bintmcskint @ Rich
leaguefreak May 2020 8:51pm, 8 May 2020 8,158 posts	0 leaguefreak Managed to operate hose without incident despite prosecco. Newly planted bedding plants watered. #winning. Need an outside tap at back of house though. The boiler is at the back of the garage so there are water pipes near the rear of the garage. Should be possible so we will get a quote when some sort of normality resumes.
LazyDaisy May 2020 8:51pm, 8 May 2020 30,103 posts	0 LazyDaisy I think my birds were saying 'I'm knackered, flying about all day, I'm going to settle in this branch and if you want to snuggle up, you're welclme'
leaguefreak May 2020 8:54pm, 8 May 2020 8,160 posts	0 leaguefreak Since we moved and are nearer the pond we've noticed how much ducks fly around being shouty fuckers before they settle for the night.
Rosehip May 2020 8:58pm, 8 May 2020 15,947 posts	0 Rosehip Oh yes, LF- "ours" have just done that At least we didn't get one in the garden this evening, winding the dog up!
Rosehip May 2020 8:58pm, 8 May 2020 15,948 posts	0 Rosehip watching bats now, I'm happy that that's mundane
Diogenes May 2020 9:03pm, 8 May 2020 48,356 posts	0 Diogenes I think Aladdin Sane has just made some of the local dogs bark.