Sep 2019
11:08pm, 20 Sep 2019
8,527 posts
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PaulaMc
And I have it on good authority that some of the people on board with me have been on the Jeremy Kyle show.
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Sep 2019
11:18pm, 20 Sep 2019
14,102 posts
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Serendippily
Good lord Paula that sounds like a hallucination you need an intervention
That was outstanding Lizzie thank you
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Sep 2019
11:19pm, 20 Sep 2019
35,921 posts
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Lip Gloss
Oh god then there is no hope for you Paula
*throws in life jacket*
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Sep 2019
11:46pm, 20 Sep 2019
8,528 posts
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PaulaMc
It’s ok, you can stand down now. I’m on dry land, in an Uber, on the way home. Bit deaf though.
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Sep 2019
11:51pm, 20 Sep 2019
14,105 posts
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Serendippily
bed is going to seem a very safe place Paula
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Sep 2019
5:30am, 21 Sep 2019
43,945 posts
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Bintmcskint
Tea Under a cat
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Sep 2019
6:33am, 21 Sep 2019
43,946 posts
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Bintmcskint
On a train Not the one I intended. That one was cancelled.
I’m in danger of missing my connection. I need to be on the 6:49 from East Croydon. This train goes to West Croydon.
The plan is to run between the two stations. I’m going to have to motor. This is not good. Speed is not my strong point.
*girds loins*
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Sep 2019
6:55am, 21 Sep 2019
43,947 posts
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Bintmcskint
Don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Ran like f*ck between the two stations Argued with the man to let me through the barrier Got to platform with 2 mins to spare. The train before mine was pulling in. Bought tea and sat down to wait for that train to pull out and mine to pull in At 6:49 the train pulled out And I realised it was mine
Now waiting 40 minutes at East Croydon for my next train
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Sep 2019
7:00am, 21 Sep 2019
41,247 posts
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McGoohan
Shit. Hate it when that happens.
My Garmin has just told me to 'Move!'. I have been wearing it for two minutes.
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Sep 2019
7:00am, 21 Sep 2019
21,238 posts
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Lizzie W
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