Inane Local Facebook Watch - Have You Got Inane Local Facebook?

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Jan 2022
4:56pm, 25 Jan 2022
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Albert O Balsam
...found a series of these on twitter.......I'll see if I can find the others..sums it all up I think.

Jan 2022
5:12pm, 25 Jan 2022
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Fragile Do Not Bend
[Oh God, I lost count of the times someone asked about the opening times of Tesco or similar over the Christmas and new year period. FFS just look at Tesco’s website people!]
Jan 2022
6:10pm, 25 Jan 2022
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Eynsham Red
Albert O Balsam I’ve copied these from Twitter too, and am very tempted to post one or two on our local group FB page, but fear that a large minority will accept them at face value! I don’t think that I could cope with the fallout!!!
Jan 2022
8:24am, 26 Jan 2022
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Superjools
Albert O Balsam I’ve copied these from Twitter too, and am very tempted to post one or two on our local group FB page, but fear that a large minority will accept them at face value! I don’t think that I could cope with the fallout!!!


Do it! Do it!

/gets popcorn
Jan 2022
10:15am, 26 Jan 2022
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Albert O Balsam
Exactly Eynsham Red - and the fallout for these things on this type of site always goes ballistic with very little warning (and often on a bit of a tangent.)

We had a situation last weekend where a lady fell over in a nearby field and 2 ambulances and a police car attended, along with a helicopter. The conversation on FB went something like this.

Concerned local resident #1 "Ooh what's happened, just seen the helicopter?"

Concerned local resident #2 "Someone's fallen over and the emergency services are in attendance"

Less concerned local resident #3 "A helicopter landed in a field and some ambulances stopped by the side of the road....oh in other news I had a 1/4 pounder with cheese from Maccy Ds"

Confused Individual With Access to the Internet "If indeed someone on a call had food don't you think they may have been on a break and been called to the emergency? May have been the only thing they had all day...."

:-)
Jan 2022
10:21am, 26 Jan 2022
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Albert O Balsam
@simonharris_mbd has the full range of the front covers of "Local Facebook Group Magazine" on Twitter if you'd like to see them.

(Some are NSFW in terms of language so I won't post them up.)
Jan 2022
11:41am, 27 Jan 2022
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Big_G
Are there any little picking groups around? Looking to get involved in one.
Jan 2022
2:49pm, 27 Jan 2022
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3M (aka MarkyMarkMark)
Huh? What's one of them, then?
Jan 2022
3:21pm, 27 Jan 2022
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Big_G
(I think they meant "litter picking". It was possibly an auto-carrot issue).
Jan 2022
5:28pm, 27 Jan 2022
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3M (aka MarkyMarkMark)
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