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Giving up sex?

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4:36pm, 28 Feb 2013
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early bird
so you don't do a sloppy seconds when he's recovered enough pootle ;-)
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4:37pm, 28 Feb 2013
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plodding hippo
I am biting my lip here

but

but why do you have to do the loo shuffle thing??
What happened to the good ole wet patch?

I realise I am now *very* out of date with such etiquette
;)
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4:37pm, 28 Feb 2013
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plodding hippo
OMG! Early Bird!!!!!!!
Feb 2013
4:38pm, 28 Feb 2013
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emdee
nowt wrong with that.. already nicely lubed up! ;)
Feb 2013
4:39pm, 28 Feb 2013
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Caterpillar
Sod that Poots. Just be on a towel and enjoy a nice long loving cuddle and kiss afterwards. Let it trickle. Screw up the towel and sling it in the approximate direction of the bathroom for him to collect in the morning on his way to bringing you a nice cup of post-coital tea.
Feb 2013
4:40pm, 28 Feb 2013
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Pootle
Or, if you go on top and get off once he's done you can deposit most of it on his belly and then it's his problem for once...
Feb 2013
4:41pm, 28 Feb 2013
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plodding hippo
I am stifling guffaws of laughter here
Poots you are evil
:)
Feb 2013
4:42pm, 28 Feb 2013
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early bird
I have done that Pootle :-) they squirm around the bed a bit coz they don't like it ;-)
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4:42pm, 28 Feb 2013
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Caterpillar
That wouldn't bother most men I am sure. Mmmmm. On top. *** drifts off into fantasy land ***
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FreshStart
I always had a shower straight after and then we cuddled.

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