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EvilPixie
EvilPixie
Sep 2023
2:54pm, 6 Sep 2023
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EvilPixie
how would you cook such a beast of a cake?

or would it have to be hundreds of thousands of cupcakes?!
Steve NordRunner
Steve NordRunner
Sep 2023
3:12pm, 6 Sep 2023
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Here's a recipe.

Victoria sponge
Serves: 100,000
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Ingredients
10000 Cups All-Purpose Flour

312 1/2 Cups Baking Powder

10000 Cups Butter

10000 Cups Confectioner's Sugar

20000 Each Eggs

208 1/3 Cups Vanilla Extract

5000 Cups Milk
EvilPixie
EvilPixie
Sep 2023
3:13pm, 6 Sep 2023
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EvilPixie
OMG!

the cost is scary too!
Steve NordRunner
Steve NordRunner
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Mushroom
Mushroom
Sep 2023
3:27pm, 6 Sep 2023
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Mushroom
I don't think you need that extra half a cup of baking powder..

[ personal preference.. ]
lammo
lammo
Sep 2023
3:39pm, 6 Sep 2023
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lammo
We're gonna need a bigger bowl...
EvilPixie
EvilPixie
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3:43pm, 6 Sep 2023
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EvilPixie
and that's just the normal cake mix
what about the alternatives and the filling and toppings
Sweetie
Sweetie
Sep 2023
3:49pm, 6 Sep 2023
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Sweetie
I can get hold of a cement mixer for mixing (although it might need a bit of a wash)
EvilPixie
EvilPixie
Sep 2023
3:57pm, 6 Sep 2023
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EvilPixie
it's a start sweetie!
we have a year to plan
I wonder if our Halifax factory will help us with the baking?!
Steve NordRunner
Steve NordRunner
Sep 2023
5:09pm, 6 Sep 2023
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I've had a crapton of atemail for giving a recipe in US cups, so here's a metric version. (Sorry, I don't know the chef's abbreviation for a tonne, and getting a measuring jug in sufficient volume could be tricky, so everything is by weight.

Victoria sponge (metric weights version)
Serves: 100,000

Ingredients

1.2 tonnes All-Purpose Flour


72 kg Baking Powder


2.25 tonnes Butter


1.15 tonnes Confectioner's Sugar


20000 large Eggs


46 kg Vanilla Extract


1.2 tonnes Milk

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A standard Victoria sponge is what 4 egg?? making 4 slices??

There are (look to bottom of page) 110700 registered users

OK who owns a chicken farm? we need say 110800 just in case of accidents to make the world's biggest cake for Lord Fetch!

Any volunteers?
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