Daft as a deathmatch (24-06)

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Nicholls595
Nicholls595
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I would be interested to know if the policeman in 'allo 'allo actually said "I was pissing by the door" or if it was one of those things we all remember, that didn't actually happen?
GregP
GregP
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1:27pm, 2 Aug 2024
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GregP
I remember “I was pissing by your coffee when I spotted two tits”
TROSaracen
TROSaracen
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2:08pm, 2 Aug 2024
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TROSaracen
Good Moaning" for "Good Morning" (his catchphrase);
"I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty." for "I was passing by the door, when I heard two shots. You are holding in your hand a smoking gun; you are clearly the guilty party.";
"Do you have the lung-dostance dick?" for "Do you have the long-distance duck?";
"And who is peeing for the ponsoir?" for "And who is paying for the pissoire?" after it was damaged by an overriding tank;
"Your mither-in-loo does not look very well. She is more wronkled and higgerd than usual!" to Madame Edith, mistaking her for Madame Fanny.
"It is a dick night" for "It is a dark night";
"Half pissed sox" for "Half past six" ;
"Will you please stop bonging the bill" for "Will you please stop banging the bell";
"I have good nose" for "I have good news";
"I will go out the bock pissage" for "I will go out the back passage";
"I have my dirty to do" for "I have my duty to do";
"In my bog I have a kak" for "In my bag I have a cake";
"I thonk it would be woose if we all left tin" for "I think it would be wise if we all left town";
"Too loot, the bummer is already on the wee" for "Too late, the bomber is already on the way";
"I have a mop if you would like to take a leak" for "I have a map if you would like to take a look";
"I have the two British earmen in the sill at the poloce station, I will return them to you as soon as pissable" for "I have the two British airmen in the cell at the police station, I will return them to you as soon as possible";
"Do not weary, Ronnie" for "Do not worry, René";
"I have come to collect my bersicle - René asks "What bersicle?" - "The bersicle that produces the electrocity for the roodio when you piddle in your wife's mothers' bedroom" for "I have come to collect my bicycle. The bicycle that produces the electricity for the radio when you pedal in your wife's mothers' bedroom";
She's as possed as a newt" meaning "She's as pissed as a newt" Referring to René's mother-in-law.
"I was raised in Nipples. As they say - see Nipples and do." while explaining to Herr Flick his strange accent, standing for: "I was raised in Naples. As they say - see Naples and die."
One of his only lines that received almost no garbling produced one of his longest laughs:

"They will take this spinner (spanner) and unscrew their nuts.";
"I was wonking at you!" for "I was winking at you!";
"The British Air Farce have dropped their bums on the water works..They have scored a direct hot on the pimps" for "...a direct hit on the pumps";
"You must get your hands on some girls' knockers" (knickers);
"There's obviously no piss for the wicked".
"Outside you coffee under the limp post are a couple of tits" for "Outside you cafe under the lamp post are a couple of tarts"
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
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2:15pm, 2 Aug 2024
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Excellent:-) Thanks @TROSaracen

Anyone who doesn't say "Good Moaning" at least occasionally, has something wrong with them
Gobi
Gobi
2 Aug
2:16pm, 2 Aug 2024
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Gobi
True that Nico
TROSaracen
TROSaracen
2 Aug
2:22pm, 2 Aug 2024
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TROSaracen
I’m off to ride my Bersicle….
GregP
GregP
2 Aug
2:49pm, 2 Aug 2024
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Header updated
TROSaracen
TROSaracen
2 Aug
2:50pm, 2 Aug 2024
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TROSaracen
😃
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
2 Aug
2:57pm, 2 Aug 2024
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Derby Tup
I hated allo allo and have never heard anyone say good moaning without thinking they’re idiots
GregP
GregP
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3:23pm, 2 Aug 2024
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Potty

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Deathmatch closed 21/08/24
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