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Feb 2020
3:05pm, 14 Feb 2020
43,354 posts
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McGoohan
An old woman in a grey van was following me closely yesterday. She was so far up my tailpipe we were practically engaged. Then she overtook leaving a cigarette paper's width between us and we were like two ships that pass (and nearly collide) in the night.
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Feb 2020
3:10pm, 14 Feb 2020
18,953 posts
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Nicholls595
Have you got another one? More..... Silence of the lamby?
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Feb 2020
3:12pm, 14 Feb 2020
43,355 posts
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McGoohan
Yes, but... I'd rather not be banned....
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Feb 2020
3:13pm, 14 Feb 2020
18,954 posts
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Nicholls595
~ slopes off in search of a thread where dodgy poems can slip under the radar ~
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Feb 2020
3:16pm, 14 Feb 2020
18,956 posts
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Dvorak
Roses are not open
Violets are not open
Sugar is dissolved
And so on the way to get to the pub quiz for the beach at sunset in the morning
(Was that meant for another thread, McG? Some almost reversed into my side as I drove back from a burial today.)
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Feb 2020
3:17pm, 14 Feb 2020
3,691 posts
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JustCommando!
Roses are red meme
Violets are blue poem
sugar is an example from what group of chemicals
and so this is Christmas
(Google autocomplete, work profile)
Roses are you still there
Violets are doing ok
Sugar is dissolved in water
And so far you have a good day
(Text suggested next word)
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Feb 2020
3:18pm, 14 Feb 2020
43,357 posts
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McGoohan
I was responding to Nico on the prev page, Dvorak:
"Valentines poem and vans......... Maccers-Gooers?")
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Feb 2020
3:24pm, 14 Feb 2020
1,688 posts
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JRitchie
Roses are the same as Christmas
Violets are black
Sugar is in my bag
and so we have won.
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Feb 2020
3:31pm, 14 Feb 2020
2,039 posts
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Pothunter
Violets are getting a mixed response here 
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Feb 2020
4:04pm, 14 Feb 2020
7,977 posts
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Caterpillar
Rose's are on a challenge
Violets are a lot
Sugar is the best thing for the body
And so now I have to say I have a good idea.
Stupid bloody phone. It has no idea. Why did I even ask it?
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