Meaningless product descriptions

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Winded Feb 2017 1:38pm, 16 Feb 2017 5,209 posts	0 Winded Rubbing body polish on your skin protects the cells from free radicals? Are there not laws against writing things like that?
GlennR Feb 2017 1:43pm, 16 Feb 2017 25,082 posts	0 GlennR It seems not.
Winded Feb 2017 1:46pm, 16 Feb 2017 5,210 posts	0 Winded False advertising? Fraud?
Nicholls595 Feb 2017 1:48pm, 16 Feb 2017 10,640 posts	0 Nicholls595 Careful Greppers, you'll end up like this...
GregP Feb 2017 1:50pm, 16 Feb 2017 90,092 posts	0 GregP The horror...
FergusG Feb 2017 7:46pm, 22 Feb 2017 1,009 posts	0 FergusG Who knew flavoured peanuts could be so interesting... Introduction: greatly products export to feel crisp, entrance of slag, eat long patience, strange taste. Its unique flavor over the years by by the consumer favorite, is home to share tourism, a drink. "Innovation", "refinement" is always the pursuit of large adults. Thanks for your patronage.
FergusG Feb 2017 7:47pm, 22 Feb 2017 1,010 posts	0 FergusG
Dvorak Feb 2017 8:22pm, 22 Feb 2017 13,141 posts	0 Dvorak You know, I want to try those, but at the same time I don't. I'm wondering what original language may have been mongered into that translation: my original thought was some variety of Chinese but it seems even weirder. Bengali?
McGoohan Feb 2017 8:27pm, 22 Feb 2017 28,121 posts	0 McGoohan engrish.com
Carpathius Feb 2017 10:45pm, 22 Feb 2017 11,339 posts	0 Carpathius Men's Piss Room. Perfectly understandable and doesn't leave much room for confusion!