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Oct 2019
12:27pm, 31 Oct 2019
41,810 posts
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Diogenes
For Mac
TONY
Of all my mates, Tony was the pick of ’em.
He knew loads About Tanita Tikaram.
Like that she was From Basingstoke.
Tony. Amazing bloke.
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Oct 2019
1:04pm, 31 Oct 2019
21,517 posts
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Maclennane
Spooky, apart from all the compliments. I think he's a fetchie.
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Oct 2019
2:40pm, 31 Oct 2019
41,823 posts
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Diogenes
A Timely Reminder
Don’t be scared of Halloween
You will not die of fright
The ghosts and ghouls
Who hand out sweeties
Cannot harm you
Unlike diabetes
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Oct 2019
3:34pm, 31 Oct 2019
41,825 posts
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Diogenes
Here's one for McG:
A Love Song For June Prendergast
June Prendergast, June Prendergast
We fell in love, it couldn’t last.
You were feline in your affections
I was a dog with frequent erections.
June Prendergast, June Prendergast
We fell in love, it couldn’t last.
I humped your leg beneath the table
You left me for a cat named Mabel.
June Prendergast, June Prendergast
We fell in love, it couldn’t last.
You tried your best but I couldn’t be tutored
The final step was to have me neutered.
June Prendergast, June Prendergast
We fell in love, it couldn’t last.
You turned your home into a cattery
And I live alone in bloody Battersea.
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Oct 2019
3:35pm, 31 Oct 2019
41,876 posts
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McGoohan
*Applause!*
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Oct 2019
5:20pm, 31 Oct 2019
12,543 posts
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richmac
I've been trying to work on this, but i'm shite....
Imagine John cooper-clarkes voice.
He was a Harriers lad she was an AC girl
Same town running clubs, different philosophy’s
One the road, the other the track
When in competition always maximum attack.
They met at the start
They started at the finish
Their lips met
Their Vests clashed
Committees murmured
Old farts aghast
But what could they do?
When runners do what runners do?
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Oct 2019
5:58pm, 31 Oct 2019
41,826 posts
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Diogenes
I like it, Rich, it really helps to read it in the voice of JCC
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Oct 2019
7:31pm, 31 Oct 2019
41,831 posts
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Diogenes
I’m in a room with Brian Bilston. I’m looking out for my mate Tony.
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Oct 2019
7:46pm, 31 Oct 2019
41,832 posts
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Diogenes
They’ve offered us some custard creams while we wait.
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Oct 2019
8:10pm, 31 Oct 2019
21,523 posts
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Maclennane
Sorry Dio, I had a moment
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