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The Dorchester Thread

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Aug 2016
4:01pm, 5 Aug 2016
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LazyDaisy
i was SO EXCITED have just realised we will be driving round the DORCHESTER RINGROAD tomorrow!

Sadly too late to take part in the DORCHESTER pARKRUN :-(
Aug 2016
4:13pm, 5 Aug 2016
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McGoohan
THE pARKRUN GOES FIFTEEN TIMES AROUND THE RINGROAD.
Aug 2016
4:13pm, 5 Aug 2016
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CharlieP
LUCKILY FOR YOU, THE INAUGURAL DORCHESTER pARKRUN HAS BEEN CANCELLED AGAIN.
Aug 2016
4:13pm, 5 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
CLOCKWISE THEN ANTICLOCKWISE
Aug 2016
4:14pm, 5 Aug 2016
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BUGGER
Aug 2016
5:55pm, 5 Aug 2016
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McGoohan
THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ONE ON DEVIL'S THURSDAY. IT WILL GO ULTRA-CLOCKWISE AROUND THE HEXAGON, THEN INFRA-ANTI-CLOCKWISE DUE NORTH THROUGH THE MAIDEN'S-TEST TREE TO DO A SECOND LOOP OF THE CEMETERY.

THIS WILL BE FOLLOWED BY A CEREMONIAL SINGING OF THE MAIDEN'S TEST SONG

THE MAIDEN'S TEST TREE, O THE MAIDEN'S TEST TREE
TEST IF SHE A MAIDEN BE
IF SHE BE NOT A MAIDEN FAIR
LET HER BE EATEN BY THE BEAR

TEA AND CRUMPETS TO FOLLOW. IF WET, INDOORS.
Aug 2016
7:21pm, 5 Aug 2016
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Steady
I simply don't get it. I thought Dorchester was a Colombian drug cartel, now you want to tell me he is not the King Of Scotland. He (or is it it or she) has gone overseas via the comet called Dorchester that exploded into the sun yesterday 72 min past 3 Dorchester (not the one in Dorst nor China) time. As a result, the earth is now moving slower around the sun. So if you are not living in Dorchester, next summer will start in February already. P.s Have you heard Dorchester is immune against the Zika virus. He does not want to sell the formula though. He apparently wants to win a gold medal at the 2027 Olympics in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. The qualifying time for the marathon will be 1h47m.
Aug 2016
7:34pm, 5 Aug 2016
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McGoohan
STOP UN-SHOUTING!
Aug 2016
8:38pm, 5 Aug 2016
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CharlieP
MAYBE HIS CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS UNSTUCK?
Aug 2016
8:42am, 6 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
I CAN'T HEAR A WORD THAT STEADY IS SAYING

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