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Sacred Cows, and the slaughtering thereof.

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Aug 2011
10:51am, 27 Aug 2011
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GregP
I believe it was:

"The Android predictive text system, especially when used in conjunction with the SlideIT app. This, my friends, is ostensibly a BlackBerry slayer. Which reminds me. Buffy. Bunch of arse. And the Twilight saga. That can bugger off, too".
Aug 2011
11:07am, 27 Aug 2011
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JamieKai *chameleon*
That makes more sense :)

I tried to watch the first Twilight film the other day. It was one of the worst pieces of toss I've ever seen - and I've seen Catwoman...

Which reminds me. Halle Berry. She's just *awful*
Aug 2011
11:27am, 27 Aug 2011
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SuperDave!
Tim Henman. Even in his prime he was barely average. And England football fans and pundits in the build up to a world cup. Winning a trophy half a century ago means nothing today, stop pretending otherwise.
Aug 2011
2:43pm, 28 Aug 2011
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Velociraptor
Ted Hughes, and that pretentiously crackers American bint he was married to. And Anita Brookner, and everyone else who writes look-at-how-clever-I-am dreary novels.
Aug 2011
2:51pm, 28 Aug 2011
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Chrisull
Heinz Baked Beans. Was gonna add more, but don't need to, the thought of them makes my stomach turn.
Aug 2011
3:08pm, 28 Aug 2011
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RichHL
Sooty. Complete bastard. You wouldn't believe the way he treated Sweep. And he used to beat Sue. She cried buckets in private, I'll tell you.
Aug 2011
7:56pm, 28 Aug 2011
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GregP
V'rap - assume you will be including Iain Banks and Martin Amis in that?
Aug 2011
8:17pm, 28 Aug 2011
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JamieKai *chameleon*
And Dan Brown too? That dreadful Da Vinci film just got turned off after ten minutes ;)
Aug 2011
8:21pm, 28 Aug 2011
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SuperDave!
Joanna Lumley. You can piss off too.
Aug 2011
8:23pm, 28 Aug 2011
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Velociraptor
Martin Amis, yes. Iain Banks if his next offering isn't as plebeian as The Wasp Factory or Whit. A S Byatt is also on the any-more-gobbledegook-and-you're-out list. Dan Brown, I have never read but I believe he tells a good yarn and therefore gets spared.

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Regular listeners of FT will know about this one. What national 'treasure' do you feel would be better on a skip rather than on a pedestal?

Someone (an MK Dons supporter) proposed AFC Wimbledon, about whom everyone gets misty eyed but he hated.

Other nominations included Bruce Forsyth and Seb Coe.

We were discussing this on the Rugby Wire (whch unforgivably is *not* called "y wifren rygbi ") as Martin Johnson was nominated.

It was suggested that a wider audience might enjoy the challenge.

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