Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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Nellers
Nellers
Jun 2019
11:28am, 22 Jun 2019
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Nellers
Do you remember the 21st day of September?
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jun 2019
11:30am, 22 Jun 2019
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Diogenes
Colin will be holding a ‘meet and greet’ session at 3pm today in the bus shelter. All welcome, bring a plate.
HowFar?
HowFar?
Jun 2019
11:42am, 22 Jun 2019
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HowFar?
If I borrow my dad's bus pass, will I still need a plate?
Nellers
Nellers
Jun 2019
12:27pm, 22 Jun 2019
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Nellers
Depends which teeth are missing and how chewy the bus pass is.
HowFar?
HowFar?
Jun 2019
12:36pm, 22 Jun 2019
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HowFar?
The tooth near the top of my anorak is a bit bent, so the zip stops a couple of inches from the top. This does not alter the chewiness of the bus pass.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jun 2019
12:40pm, 22 Jun 2019
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Diogenes
Please check the soles of your shoes before leaving the premises. Errors will not be corrected retrospectively.
Nellers
Nellers
Jun 2019
12:43pm, 22 Jun 2019
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Nellers
That makes a change.
fetcheveryone
fetcheveryone
Jun 2019
12:44pm, 22 Jun 2019
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fetcheveryone
The soles of my shoes are fine, but the souls of my shoes, less so.
KatieB
KatieB
Jun 2019
12:46pm, 22 Jun 2019
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KatieB
Which Colin is this? I need to just my plate depending.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jun 2019
12:46pm, 22 Jun 2019
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Diogenes
Some of you are not taking this seriously enough. As for the rest of you, words fail me.

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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