Inane Local Facebook Watch - Have You Got Inane Local Facebook?

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Meglet
Meglet
Oct 2021
9:30am, 25 Oct 2021
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Meglet
(I'm still none the wiser. Is it a day of sitting in a forest with a drum?)
JRitchie
JRitchie
Oct 2021
9:32am, 25 Oct 2021
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JRitchie
How strange. Never trust an adviser with the word moist in it.
Albert O Balsam
Albert O Balsam
Oct 2021
9:50am, 25 Oct 2021
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Albert O Balsam
"As the wheel of the year hovers at Winter’s darker threshold, let your senses awaken in the shadows, moist chills, musty aromas and secrets of the Wild Wood in this darker part of the year."

Seems that doggers have to get more inventive with their adverts these days......
Diogenes
Diogenes
Oct 2021
9:12pm, 28 Oct 2021
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Diogenes
In response to a post about a missing cat:-

“Went missing like the last one u had that u clam u went looking for but never ! and not sure U will find him in the pub . Our like the dog u had but gave bk cuz it bit u cuz u hit his with a chain lead !”
Meglet
Meglet
Oct 2021
9:52pm, 28 Oct 2021
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Meglet
Help Needed Please

A member of staff has poped [sic] into the Whalfe [sp: Wharfe] chip shop and someone has locked and taken the door keys.

Please could they call xxx as she is trapped inside
ThorntonRunner
ThorntonRunner
Oct 2021
8:18pm, 29 Oct 2021
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ThorntonRunner
Not inane, just jaw-dropping. This was on a friend's timeline:

Just when you think you have seen it all, had to bang on someone's car door...fast asleep on the a444 waiting for the lights to change...thought the car was empty at first...
Eynsham Red
Eynsham Red
Oct 2021
8:07pm, 30 Oct 2021
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Eynsham Red
Has anyone got a spare witches nose that I could have/borrow please been trying to get one from every where and no luck.. 😢 tia
CK2
CK2
Oct 2021
6:41am, 31 Oct 2021
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CK2
Anyone know of any taxi company’s in X that ain’t fully booked Please?
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CK2
CK2
Oct 2021
6:43am, 31 Oct 2021
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CK2
Does anyone have a billy goat that my nanny goat can visit?
RunningRonnie
RunningRonnie
Nov 2021
9:00am, 1 Nov 2021
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RunningRonnie
[We have someone complaining about kids "stealing" the sweets that she left out for kids yesterday.]

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Maintained by Maclennane
I live in a low rise flat at the top, and every day I seem to get thousands of migets. Is there any way I can avoid this please.?? It's mainly in the evening.

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