Giving up sex?

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plodding hippo Mar 2013 8:50pm, 6 Mar 2013 47,491 posts	0 plodding hippo Caterpillar The slight flaw in your plan is that i dont believe in God Now, a run is the best cure for a hangover
Duchess Mar 2013 9:14pm, 6 Mar 2013 2,871 posts	0 Duchess Melted beer goggles lead to the chew-your-own-arm-off dilemma...
CStar Mar 2013 10:02pm, 6 Mar 2013 1,423 posts	0 CStar My beer goggles have never been quite that bad Duchess. But then nor was my pulling power really good enough to put me in the compromised position the next morning
Stander Mar 2013 10:12pm, 6 Mar 2013 12,539 posts	0 Stander Unfortunately, everyone else's beer goggles seem to fail which is why I don't end up in the those awkward morning after situations. And my rohypnol dealer charges too much.
plodding hippo Mar 2013 10:13pm, 6 Mar 2013 47,510 posts	0 plodding hippo LOL Stander
Stander Mar 2013 10:15pm, 6 Mar 2013 12,541 posts	0 Stander And wanking is so much cheaper.
Dirk Mar 2013 5:06pm, 7 Mar 2013 818 posts	0 Dirk oh dear - you seem to have descended to the depths again......
runner duck Mar 2013 5:42pm, 7 Mar 2013 10,419 posts	0 runner duck do they ever leave them?
The Teaboy Mar 2013 5:47pm, 7 Mar 2013 5,663 posts	0 The Teaboy That is positively highbrow for Stander.
Discovery Dave Mar 2013 10:42pm, 7 Mar 2013 11,580 posts	0 Discovery Dave I've just read this entire thread in one sitting. (Pass the mind-bleach, please.) The person I have agreed with most was Puddington. I am quite glad to have moved on from the stuff that made me sad to the stuff that made me laugh. I was pre-warned about the stuff which would make me be sick in the bin and not let anybody near my bits again ever. One more thing... The wet patch is an evolutionary phenomenon. The right to determine its position is a reward to the one who makes the first move...