Christmas at Halfords: a festive deathmatch (23-12)

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Oscar the Grouch
Oscar the Grouch
Dec 2023
3:54pm, 3 Dec 2023
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Oscar the Grouch
There's a road called Ladylawn in the next village to ours 😊
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Dec 2023
3:54pm, 3 Dec 2023
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You'd need pub names that inadvertently functioned as double entendres too: The halfway inn, cottage of content, etc.
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Dec 2023
3:55pm, 3 Dec 2023
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I see the bell end is starting to flag
Maclennane
Maclennane
Dec 2023
4:03pm, 3 Dec 2023
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Maclennane
Tame by these standards, but I nearly bought Hogdigging Cottage on Dirty Corner
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
Dec 2023
4:09pm, 3 Dec 2023
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Derby Tup
Limp in the end for bell end
TROSaracen
TROSaracen
Dec 2023
4:11pm, 3 Dec 2023
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TROSaracen
The bell end has not lasted the distance.
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Dec 2023
4:12pm, 3 Dec 2023
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It just needs a few folk to pull it back in front.
TROSaracen
TROSaracen
Dec 2023
4:28pm, 3 Dec 2023
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TROSaracen
Yes it needs to stiffen it’s resolve and come again
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
Dec 2023
4:32pm, 3 Dec 2023
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Derby Tup
It's shot its bolt
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Dec 2023
4:38pm, 3 Dec 2023
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It's now 23-all: the bell end has pulled it back to climax together with the hot car.

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Deathmatch closed 07/12/23
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GOLD: Mattel Hot Wheels Car (£1.99)

SILVER: Halfords Bell End Hex Key Set (£9.99)

BRONZE: Halfords Torque Wrench with Sockets (£40.00)
BRONZE: Rolson 5 Metre Tape Measure (£1.50)

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