The Dorchester Thread

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Jun 2016
10:06am, 14 Jun 2016
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Nicholls595
OR MAYBE I HAVE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH MORSE/LEWIS/ENDEAVOUR
Jun 2016
10:08am, 14 Jun 2016
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McGoohan
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING. HAVE A LOOK BEHIND THE BONGS AND THE NEEDLE COLLECTION. THERE MAY BE A PILE OF ES THEREABOUTS.
Jun 2016
10:10am, 14 Jun 2016
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Nicholls595
OXFORD = MORSE
JERSEY = BERGERAC
NEWCASTLE = SPENDER
MIDSOMER = BARNABY
DORCHESTER = ??????
Jun 2016
10:12am, 14 Jun 2016
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Nicholls595
I DID NOTICE A LOAD OF HB'S BUT THEY HAD BEEN DELIVERED BY MISTAKE.
Jun 2016
10:13am, 14 Jun 2016
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Nicholls595
THE CONSIGNMENT WAS SIGNED FOR BY SOMEONE FROM THE ADJOINING COUNCIL RUN BROTHEL WHO MISREAD THE DELIVERY NOTE.
Jun 2016
10:14am, 14 Jun 2016
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Nicholls595
12 DOZEN EXTRA LONG WITH BUILT IN RUBBERS
Jun 2016
10:20am, 14 Jun 2016
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McGoohan
AH... TRISEXUALIST SUITS. TAKE THEM TO THE FOUNTAIN.
Jun 2016
1:53pm, 14 Jun 2016
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Dvorak
WASN'T MONKFISH SET IN DORCHESTER?
Jun 2016
2:07pm, 14 Jun 2016
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McGoohan
INDEED. THE SERIES CREATOR, CLIVE SEXTON GREW UP IN DORCHESTER AND NAMED HIS MOST FAMOUS CREATION AFTER THE RIVER MONK.

AS A BOY, HE USED TO EARN EXTRA MONEY FISHING OUT ALL THE DEAD BODIES FROM THE RIVER WHICH WOULD WASH DOWN FROM PIDDLETOWN (MURDER CAPITAL OF DORCHESTERFORDSHIRE) AFTER THE SATURDAY FIGHT CLUB BOUTS.
Jun 2016
2:10pm, 14 Jun 2016
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Nicholls595
CLIVE SEXTON? ISN'T HE THE PATRON OF THE MUSEUM MUSEUM?

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