Dec 2021
12:00pm, 10 Dec 2021
60,356 posts
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GlennR
You wouldn't expect the winner of Superdeath to be something everyday. I drink coffee every day, but it's kind of mundane.
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Dec 2021
12:04pm, 10 Dec 2021
131,336 posts
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GregP
Indeed. PG Tips isn't going to win Super-anything, although I doubt I'd survive long without it.
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Dec 2021
12:08pm, 10 Dec 2021
60,361 posts
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GlennR
It is tragic the way this has turned into the "Menu at the Mumbai English Restaurant - How Bland Can You Go?" Deathmatch.
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Dec 2021
12:10pm, 10 Dec 2021
131,337 posts
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GregP
Bring me the blandest thing on the menu.
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Dec 2021
12:12pm, 10 Dec 2021
26,425 posts
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Nicholls595
bread rolls
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Dec 2021
12:13pm, 10 Dec 2021
131,341 posts
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GregP
Indeed, Jam-ess.
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Dec 2021
12:20pm, 10 Dec 2021
50,719 posts
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McGoohan
Oi, Kipling!
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Dec 2021
12:56pm, 10 Dec 2021
32,598 posts
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Ocelot Spleens
Deathmatches aren't about what is best, it's least worst most of the time, and a cup comp as grippers says.
Here Fisn 'n' Chips are a treat.
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Dec 2021
1:02pm, 10 Dec 2021
26,432 posts
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Nicholls595
Deathmatches provide a safe space for residents of the cricket thread to hang around for a few days and moan about things other than Root's captaincy, Leach's tray carrying ability or exactly where Rory Burns ranks in the list of shittest Test openers of all time. Some of them are even mildly enjoyable*
* Not the ones with jazz in, obviously
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Dec 2021
1:16pm, 10 Dec 2021
65,176 posts
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Diogenes
If you are sat on the pier at Whitby gnawing at a lump of cheddar and someone sits down next to you with a locally caught cod, fried in beef dripping, a pile of golden chips, lashings of malt vinegar, are you still going to vote cheese?
If someone sits down next to me with locally caught cod, fried in beef dripping, and a pile of golden chips, I'm pretty sure that a seagull or two is going to be off with their lunch while I'm happily gnawing on my cheddar.
Don't be a seagull, vote cheddar.
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