Feb 2018
12:43pm, 15 Feb 2018
14,848 posts
Nicholls595
Red squirrels on the other hand...
Feb 2018
12:43pm, 15 Feb 2018
100,061 posts
GregP
The forthcoming 'Consumer Price Index Deathmatch' includes tampons. And chicken kievs.
Feb 2018
12:43pm, 15 Feb 2018
13,653 posts
Carpathius
You wouldn't need the whole squirrel surely? Couldn't you just cut the tail off?
Feb 2018
12:45pm, 15 Feb 2018
14,849 posts
Nicholls595
But a squirrel without it's tail is just a rat?
Feb 2018
12:47pm, 15 Feb 2018
14,850 posts
Nicholls595
Pointless deathmatch anyway, there could only ever be one winner... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk5pO06BdSk
VIDEO
Feb 2018
12:48pm, 15 Feb 2018
13,655 posts
Carpathius
Well, more of a guinea pig I would have thought. Rats have tails.
Feb 2018
1:10pm, 15 Feb 2018
15,645 posts
Stander
It's my birthday
Feb 2018
1:23pm, 15 Feb 2018
33,098 posts
McGoohan
We’ve got a lovely gift idea for you a couple of pages back...
Feb 2018
1:52pm, 15 Feb 2018
15,646 posts
Stander
McGoohan - The big bit was surplus to requirements. The small bit works just fine for me
Feb 2018
1:58pm, 15 Feb 2018
6,018 posts
Serendippily
The Gila monster looks like a sock puppet so gets my vote on that basis https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&ei=KZGFWoicIM7OwAKZ76-oCA&q=gila+monster&oq=gila&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.1.0.0i67k1j0j0i10k1j0l2.33304.34070.0.35243.5.5.0.1.1.0.188.718.0j4.5.0....0...1c.1.64.mobile-gws-serp..0.5.787.3..41j0i131i67k1j0i131k1j0i131i46i67k1j46i131i67k1.315.P4LyoIycF5I#imgrc=kuqNkAY38w7rQM: