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Cerrertonia
Cerrertonia
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2001 a south african man being strangled by a L python freed himself by biting the snake on the neck.
g1ngerrevolution
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languid
GlennR
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limpid
GlennR
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And where exactly is a snake's neck?
GregP
GregP
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2:56pm, 9 Jan 2018
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Glenn's got a damn' fine point.

Nico will be along in a minute with The Gladstone Small Joke.
Cerrertonia
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Behind its head, I expect.
Cerrertonia
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It did give an excellent newspaper headline "Deadly snake dies of man-bite"
GlennR
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Lake
GregP
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No sign of Nico? Okay then.


Ian Botham and David Gower are in a restaurant overseas and both decide to have the "special of the day"

This special turns out to be the local delicacy of sea turtle.

When they both order it the waiter goes to check they have enough left and returns 5 minutes later saying there is a problem and they only have 2 left but one is still alive but the chef cant coax the turtle out of his shell so he can chop his head off and cook him.

Beefy then steps up to the mark and tells the waiter he will deal with it.

The waiter tells beefy he is welcome to try - but the chef being a seasoned expert hasn't been able to sort it so doesn't think he will.

Beefy gets the turtle in one hand and with his other sticks his index finger into the rear of the turtle, the turtle then stick his head out and the chef chops it off....job done.

Amazed, the waiter asked how Beefy knew what to do

Beefy" I'm used to it .....we use the same technique to get Gladstone Smalls Bow tie on for the post match galas"
GlennR
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Nurse! The screens!

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