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Cerrertonia Jan 2018 2:37pm, 9 Jan 2018 7,142 posts	0 Cerrertonia 2001 a south african man being strangled by a L python freed himself by biting the snake on the neck.
g1ngerrevolution Jan 2018 2:53pm, 9 Jan 2018 2,743 posts	0 g1ngerrevolution languid
GlennR Jan 2018 2:54pm, 9 Jan 2018 32,965 posts	0 GlennR limpid
GlennR Jan 2018 2:55pm, 9 Jan 2018 32,966 posts	0 GlennR And where exactly is a snake's neck?
GregP Jan 2018 2:56pm, 9 Jan 2018 98,767 posts	0 GregP Glenn's got a damn' fine point. Nico will be along in a minute with The Gladstone Small Joke.
Cerrertonia Jan 2018 3:07pm, 9 Jan 2018 7,143 posts	0 Cerrertonia Behind its head, I expect.
Cerrertonia Jan 2018 3:22pm, 9 Jan 2018 7,144 posts	0 Cerrertonia It did give an excellent newspaper headline "Deadly snake dies of man-bite"
GlennR Jan 2018 3:38pm, 9 Jan 2018 32,968 posts	0 GlennR Lake
GregP Jan 2018 3:39pm, 9 Jan 2018 98,769 posts	0 GregP No sign of Nico? Okay then. Ian Botham and David Gower are in a restaurant overseas and both decide to have the "special of the day" This special turns out to be the local delicacy of sea turtle. When they both order it the waiter goes to check they have enough left and returns 5 minutes later saying there is a problem and they only have 2 left but one is still alive but the chef cant coax the turtle out of his shell so he can chop his head off and cook him. Beefy then steps up to the mark and tells the waiter he will deal with it. The waiter tells beefy he is welcome to try - but the chef being a seasoned expert hasn't been able to sort it so doesn't think he will. Beefy gets the turtle in one hand and with his other sticks his index finger into the rear of the turtle, the turtle then stick his head out and the chef chops it off....job done. Amazed, the waiter asked how Beefy knew what to do Beefy" I'm used to it .....we use the same technique to get Gladstone Smalls Bow tie on for the post match galas"
GlennR Jan 2018 4:28pm, 9 Jan 2018 32,970 posts	0 GlennR Nurse! The screens!

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