Fast food outlets - the late June deathmatch
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Aug 2016
3:27pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Diogenes
I think we need a caption competition on that photo: What is Nicholls saying to Rick? "Have you ever had a beard of burning gristle?" |
Aug 2016
3:28pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Nicholls595
I'd win 
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Aug 2016
3:29pm, 31 Aug 2016
6,871 posts
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Nicholls595
The conversation started like this... Rick: Blimey it's hot in here. I hope you don't expire. Me: I hope you don't expire before you've signed my book. |
Aug 2016
3:44pm, 31 Aug 2016
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Seratonin
Nico: Okay, so I look like a grockle but I am a local at heart. Rick: I get that that's why I wear this silly hat but I am telling you, as a marketing device gravy pillows will never catch on! |
Aug 2016
4:01pm, 31 Aug 2016
25,385 posts
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McGoohan
Hey Rick, what's the best way to have sex with a fish? I bet he gets asked that a lot. |
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Aug 2016
4:06pm, 31 Aug 2016
8,599 posts
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Seratonin
Nico: So Rick, do you have any tips on how to avoid finding gristle inside a pasty? Rick: It's easy! Only buy a pasty that has fish in it. |
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Aug 2016
4:06pm, 31 Aug 2016
6,872 posts
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Nicholls595
McG, he should ask this guy mirror.co.uk |
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Aug 2016
4:15pm, 31 Aug 2016
8,601 posts
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Seratonin
What a nut job!
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Aug 2016
4:17pm, 31 Aug 2016
6,873 posts
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Nicholls595
I always wondered what happened to Jasper Carrott
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Aug 2016
4:26pm, 31 Aug 2016
25,386 posts
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McGoohan
Mmm I wonder if Rick would serve up a tasty slice of dolphin
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