Christmas at Halfords: a festive deathmatch (23-12)

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3:52pm, 15 Nov 2023
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TROSaracen
=COUNTIFS('2023'!$B$2:$B$183,"Sat",'2023'!$E$2:$E$183,"Apr",'2023'!$J$2:$J$183,"Y")

From my current open spreadsheet
Nov 2023
3:55pm, 15 Nov 2023
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TROSaracen
coursera.org
Nov 2023
3:55pm, 15 Nov 2023
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GregP
=J7+14

It's not being a particularly challenging afternoon.
Nov 2023
3:58pm, 15 Nov 2023
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GregP
I get stick on the Excel wire for being an old dinosaur that uses =CONCATENATE()

The Gen-Z weeny wokers are all like ="I"&" am "&"so "&"lazy"

Probably because =CONCATENATE has too many syllable for their Tiktok-addled attention spans.
Nov 2023
4:22pm, 15 Nov 2023
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TROSaracen
There isn't enough CONCATENATING is this world.

In fact if we ever have a great word DM, concatenate should start....
Nov 2023
4:25pm, 15 Nov 2023
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TROSaracen
Along with Scintilla, Epiglottis and Dodecahedron.
Nov 2023
4:33pm, 15 Nov 2023
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GlennR
IIRC you did not get stick for the method you used, but because you did not know the other one.
Nov 2023
4:38pm, 15 Nov 2023
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GregP
Epiglottis is a splendid word. Reckon it'd do well in a 'daftly named body parts. deathmatch. Vas Deferens would win though.

https://youtu.be/OnkPeqd-DGw?si=OVvronDpQgJmL3n7
Nov 2023
5:00pm, 15 Nov 2023
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cackleberry
I'd rather my car smell of lynx africa, than of Vas Deferens.

Yes/no.
Nov 2023
6:02pm, 15 Nov 2023
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GregP
Oh fershure fershure, as I believe they say in Northern California.

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Deathmatch closed 07/12/23
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GOLD: Mattel Hot Wheels Car (£1.99)

SILVER: Halfords Bell End Hex Key Set (£9.99)

BRONZE: Halfords Torque Wrench with Sockets (£40.00)
BRONZE: Rolson 5 Metre Tape Measure (£1.50)

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