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Animals of Euro 2020: a deathmatch (21-07)

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Jun 2021
2:39pm, 22 Jun 2021
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Dooogs
I read that looong ago (when did it come out - early 90s?). I did a course on political philosophy at uni but it petered out fairly soon after Locke and Hobbs..
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Nicholls595
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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2:41pm, 22 Jun 2021
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Nicholls595
Every thing I know about philosophy right there ^^^^^^
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macca 53
👍👍
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Sweetie
Who is voting for a Finnish horse over the Welsh dragon?

The Welsh dragon can flame grill the Finnish horse. FFS
Jun 2021
3:18pm, 22 Jun 2021
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Nicholls595
me
Jun 2021
3:19pm, 22 Jun 2021
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Nicholls595
and many more

My Lovely horse for the win
Jun 2021
3:20pm, 22 Jun 2021
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Sweetie
What if the Dragon flame grilled the horse and served it with gravy?
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3:22pm, 22 Jun 2021
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Nicholls595
I would happily eat flame grilled horse*, with or without gravy.

* I didn't say Findus, did you say Findus?
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3:56pm, 22 Jun 2021
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GregP
I take care of my Finnish pony
And teach him how to fly

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Deathmatch closes 01/07/21
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GOLD: Balkan lynx (Lynx lynx balcanicus)

SILVER: Marten (Martes martes)

BRONZE: Eurasian Elk
BRONZE: Eurasian brown bear (Ursus arctos arctos)
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