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Christmas at Halfords: a festive deathmatch (23-12)

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Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Nov 2023
12:29pm, 17 Nov 2023
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Nicholls595
Anyone else hoping Santa brings them an Apollo Police Patrol / Firechief Kids Bike Siren (£10.00)?
Diogenes
Diogenes
Nov 2023
12:32pm, 17 Nov 2023
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Diogenes
No, but I might buy them for friends with young kids, just not the neighbour's ones.
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Nov 2023
12:35pm, 17 Nov 2023
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I'd bang on the exercise bike at the gym
Chrisity
Chrisity
Nov 2023
12:36pm, 17 Nov 2023
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Chrisity
As someone who has never owned a car and whose father's bike shop business was heavily affected by the opening of a Halfords 400 yards away, although he did make a lot of easy money making them roadworthy, can I suggest that the third option should be killing the Halfords.
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Nov 2023
12:36pm, 17 Nov 2023
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Nicholls595
it

I'd bang it on the exercise bike at the gym.

Without the it, that sentence revealed far too much about my sordid lycra fantasies :-0
Maclennane
Maclennane
Nov 2023
12:47pm, 17 Nov 2023
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Maclennane
Who's buying long nosed pliers for christmas? Psychopaths, that's who. Stop it.
GregP
GregP
Nov 2023
12:49pm, 17 Nov 2023
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GregP
I'm so glad me and nico don't go to the same gym. So very glad.
swittle
swittle
Nov 2023
12:50pm, 17 Nov 2023
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swittle
Squads of covert mechanics, maybe. ^
Diogenes
Diogenes
Nov 2023
1:29pm, 17 Nov 2023
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Diogenes
Long-nosed people with troublesome nasal hair
GlennR
GlennR
Nov 2023
1:32pm, 17 Nov 2023
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GlennR
If anybody is thinking of buying me a Christmas present a pair of long nose pliers and a torque wrench would be lovely, thanks.

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Deathmatch closed 07/12/23
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GOLD: Mattel Hot Wheels Car (£1.99)

SILVER: Halfords Bell End Hex Key Set (£9.99)

BRONZE: Halfords Torque Wrench with Sockets (£40.00)
BRONZE: Rolson 5 Metre Tape Measure (£1.50)

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