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Animals of Euro 2020: a deathmatch (21-07)

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JK chameleon Jun 2021 3:45pm, 23 Jun 2021 14,542 posts	0 JK chameleon Vote Marten! He's otterly the best choice! All the others are stoatally rubbish!
GregP Jun 2021 4:23pm, 23 Jun 2021 127,458 posts	0 GregP Otterly? Not weasely?
JK chameleon Jun 2021 5:22pm, 23 Jun 2021 14,544 posts	0 JK chameleon I'm contractually obliged to include otters in all mustelid communications. By order of Maximilian J Otter, my toy otter. 3 weeks today I'll be at Chester Zoo seeing all the otters and other animals (no dragons or unicorns, though), and I'm definitely not at all super-excited. Vote Marten!
Angus Clydesdale Jun 2021 9:34pm, 23 Jun 2021 22,802 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale Not weasely recognised…
GregP Jun 2021 7:14am, 24 Jun 2021 127,465 posts	0 GregP Hermione Granger had an otter patronus, I seem to recall.
DeeGee Jun 2021 10:02am, 24 Jun 2021 21,070 posts	0 DeeGee Just gone through and voted down all the remaining birds. Dirty, winged horrors.
GregP Jun 2021 10:03am, 24 Jun 2021 127,474 posts	0 GregP Top work. Feathery bastards.
Nicholls595 Jun 2021 10:04am, 24 Jun 2021 24,706 posts	0 Nicholls595 Yeah, shitting on my shiny, newly washed car. Beaky bastards!
GregP Jun 2021 10:06am, 24 Jun 2021 127,475 posts	0 GregP Tennis balls are basically birds. Fluffy yellow bastards.
McGoohan Jun 2021 10:11am, 24 Jun 2021 49,711 posts	0 McGoohan This opposes my voting pattern - I reckoned all birds would make nicer nuggets

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Maintained by GregP

Deathmatch closes 01/07/21
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GOLD: Balkan lynx (Lynx lynx balcanicus)

SILVER: Marten (Martes martes)

BRONZE: Eurasian Elk
BRONZE: Eurasian brown bear (Ursus arctos arctos)

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