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Good King Pothunter Dec 2020 9:29pm, 11 Dec 2020 3,344 posts	Quote Pin Good King Pothunter I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper: ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000 - £40,000 So I rang them and said; “The answer is -£5,000"
Mr. K. Dec 2020 2:07pm, 12 Dec 2020 3,616 posts	Quote Pin Mr. K. A lot has been said about NHS heroes lately, but I cannot believe the advice I just received from the Suppository Helpline.
Surrey Phil Dec 2020 4:38pm, 12 Dec 2020 5,364 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil I last heard that dentist joke told by Justin Fletcher on Cbeebies.
GordonG Dec 2020 5:12pm, 12 Dec 2020 8,401 posts	Quote Pin GordonG the dentist joke has made me hungry and I want a take away, but i can't think of which type I want...
richmachristmas Dec 2020 7:18pm, 12 Dec 2020 14,701 posts	Quote Pin richmachristmas Childlike X men joke Hey buddy how does wolverine lift colossus [sp] off the ground? With a Huge jack man.
Good King Pothunter Dec 2020 12:10pm, 13 Dec 2020 3,358 posts	Quote Pin Good King Pothunter Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I didn't even know he played cricket.
mr d Dec 2020 12:44pm, 13 Dec 2020 4,024 posts	Quote Pin mr d One of my friends bought his girlfriend a false leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler.
McGoohan Dec 2020 2:14pm, 13 Dec 2020 47,669 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I said to my psychiatrist, "My wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages." "I don’t think you're crazy," he replied. "I also like sausages." "Really?" I said. "You should come over to my house and see my collection!"
McGoohan Dec 2020 2:15pm, 13 Dec 2020 47,670 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan A man in a pub goes to the toilet. As he's drying his hands the dryer tells him how ugly he is. He walks back to the bar and a bowl of peanuts starts telling him how handsome and intelligent he is... The barman said, "The dryers out of order and the peanuts are complimentary!"
Not mushroom at the Inn Dec 2020 2:22pm, 13 Dec 2020 1,386 posts	Quote Pin Not mushroom at the Inn Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day - I'm dreading it..