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McGoohan Sep 2015 5:39pm, 25 Sep 2015 18,404 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan But the local paper has this: epsomguardian.co.uk
Dvorak Sep 2015 5:48pm, 25 Sep 2015 10,819 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak He can't even expose bare skin below the knee :-o. Raises certain questions about the original incident.
McGoohan Sep 2015 6:11pm, 25 Sep 2015 18,405 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan He also had his bag on his knee - was something poking out of his bag
oi you Sep 2015 7:48pm, 25 Sep 2015 297 posts	Quote Pin oi you or hanging out (an old joke, sorry)
Dvorak Feb 2016 9:09pm, 29 Feb 2016 11,449 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak "Terrified woman lobbed toothbrush at charging pigs, court told." Not just any pigs either, but massive rare breed Tamworths. An East Lothian farmer is now on trial, accused of culpably and recklessly allowing the pigs in his care to freely roam. edinburghnews.scotsman.com In proper News Quiz style, our thanks go to Santababy of Edinburgh for alerting us to this porcine palaver.
OhMyFleecingGod Feb 2016 10:17pm, 29 Feb 2016 26,780 posts	Quote Pin OhMyFleecingGod Toothbrush? Did the pigs have dirty teeth?
Night-owl Mar 2016 8:28am, 1 Mar 2016 22,917 posts	Quote Pin Night-owl I saw that
Dvorak Sep 2016 7:14pm, 28 Sep 2016 12,235 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak A bit racy for The Courier, I thought: "Perthshire scientist’s premature ejaculation treatment can’t come quickly enough" thecourier.co.uk (I've been reading "Angry people in local papers" on FB. Lols aplenty.)
Dvorak Mar 2018 10:59am, 6 Mar 2018 15,626 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak "Woman covered ex in milk and brown sauce" "A woman threw milk and covered her estranged partner with brown sauce while carrying a child." As the incident happened in Patna (Ayrshire), I am disappointed that no rice was thrown in. cumnockchronicle.com Sheriff Mactaggart deferred sentence on the accused for six months and ordered her to be of good behaviour. (The advert underneath read "Create a happier home with the psychology of colour". Not in this case, it seems.) ----------------- The sidebar also offers up "Man attacks partner with tea towel after kitchen bust-up". Ha was found guilty of both a tea towel and a cushion.
Wriggling Snake Mar 2018 11:21am, 6 Mar 2018 17,895 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake MacTaggart, excellent.